Lioness
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Lioness
@insanemistress.bsky.social
· Jun 4
all I know is cry, eat hot dog, be bi
This goes so hard lol
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This goes so hard lol
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Yep, being an active Nazi endangers your kids. 100% your fault.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Yep, being an active Nazi endangers your kids. 100% your fault.
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explaining a helper to an american: imagine a hamburger
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
explaining a helper to an american: imagine a hamburger
explaining a helper to an american: imagine a hamburger
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
explaining a helper to an american: imagine a hamburger
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went to a game one time i think i was seven or eight and we were right behind the net and the visiting team’s goalie was named butt and whenever it would get quiet this guy like ten rows back would yell HEY BUTT YOU STINK
I saw a tiktok about the « shoot it » guy at hockey games and that type of dude saying things out loud is how I learned the rules and what to look for as a kid. hockey needs the « shoot it » guys
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
went to a game one time i think i was seven or eight and we were right behind the net and the visiting team’s goalie was named butt and whenever it would get quiet this guy like ten rows back would yell HEY BUTT YOU STINK
I saw a tiktok about the « shoot it » guy at hockey games and that type of dude saying things out loud is how I learned the rules and what to look for as a kid. hockey needs the « shoot it » guys
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I saw a tiktok about the « shoot it » guy at hockey games and that type of dude saying things out loud is how I learned the rules and what to look for as a kid. hockey needs the « shoot it » guys
shout out to the old man blasting cigs in the parking lot
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
shout out to the old man blasting cigs in the parking lot
bought 5lbs of frozen red potatoes at the costco business center who want me?
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
bought 5lbs of frozen red potatoes at the costco business center who want me?
trumping on that shit sloppy style
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
trumping on that shit sloppy style
made myself angry and sad so now I can’t sleep
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
made myself angry and sad so now I can’t sleep
my calorie deficit says yogurt but my heart says 1 dozen potstickers
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
my calorie deficit says yogurt but my heart says 1 dozen potstickers
seeing the first rainbow must have hit so hard
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
seeing the first rainbow must have hit so hard
starting to think rich people might be the bad pedophiles they tell us about
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
starting to think rich people might be the bad pedophiles they tell us about
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"not all people who sexually abuse children are pedophiles, most are family members" yeah that's a pedophile dumbass
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"not all people who sexually abuse children are pedophiles, most are family members" yeah that's a pedophile dumbass
at least it wasn’t the Habs score I guess
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
at least it wasn’t the Habs score I guess
mlse partnering with the wwe is really gross and I may need to find a new team.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
mlse partnering with the wwe is really gross and I may need to find a new team.
I miss my cats so much (staying for ot at work)
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I miss my cats so much (staying for ot at work)