Lioness
@insanemistress.bsky.social
she/they | lurker | bbw | cats | kayaks | Psalms 116:11 | $/@insanemistress | “the babe ruth of tits”
bought 5lbs of frozen red potatoes at the costco business center who want me?
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
bought 5lbs of frozen red potatoes at the costco business center who want me?
all my cookies stuck together ;-;
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
all my cookies stuck together ;-;
I found a silver quarter
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I found a silver quarter
what is really pissing me off is just the lack of creating offensive chances. like look at this shit! they just aren’t going to the other team’s net and we’re getting our shot and it’s honestly fucking annoying to watch in real time
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
what is really pissing me off is just the lack of creating offensive chances. like look at this shit! they just aren’t going to the other team’s net and we’re getting our shot and it’s honestly fucking annoying to watch in real time
I’d argue that growing a huge bush is political
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’d argue that growing a huge bush is political
canadian oreos are trying to get sassy with me
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
canadian oreos are trying to get sassy with me
do you accept? y/n
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
do you accept? y/n
I was talking about the the other guy lol
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I was talking about the the other guy lol
what’s she cooking
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
what’s she cooking
this has got to be humiliating af lmao
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this has got to be humiliating af lmao
forgot to post my secret costume, I was da joker baybeeee
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
forgot to post my secret costume, I was da joker baybeeee
getting offered a new grad position in town or getting a paid month vacation
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
getting offered a new grad position in town or getting a paid month vacation
making Dr. Nick say « mama mia » is diabolical lmfao
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
making Dr. Nick say « mama mia » is diabolical lmfao
*chanting* SLOP MEAL SLOP MEAL SLOP MEAL
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*chanting* SLOP MEAL SLOP MEAL SLOP MEAL
I stg they better win
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I stg they better win