Faulty Frannie
@faultyfrannie.bsky.social
weak of mind and firm of breast. leftist. she/her.
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Just a girl and her Thing
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Just a girl and her Thing
Periodic reminder that your washing machine does *not* get your shit clean. Laundry stripping my towels. They were all clean when they went in. This is after only two hours. Deeply satisfying.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Periodic reminder that your washing machine does *not* get your shit clean. Laundry stripping my towels. They were all clean when they went in. This is after only two hours. Deeply satisfying.
The face of a lady who stole a raw chicken breast off the counter and ate half before I could stop her
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The face of a lady who stole a raw chicken breast off the counter and ate half before I could stop her
I tried to interview Elon Musk but he wouldn’t answer any of my questions because he doesn’t believe women are real
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I tried to interview Elon Musk but he wouldn’t answer any of my questions because he doesn’t believe women are real
In a shock to no one but me, when I switched from lifting to cardio, I lost my booty. Grieving.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In a shock to no one but me, when I switched from lifting to cardio, I lost my booty. Grieving.
Crazy that I’ve been moots with a lot of y’all for the better part of a decade I love you little freaks
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Crazy that I’ve been moots with a lot of y’all for the better part of a decade I love you little freaks
Please, someone, we need to stop Scoob
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Please, someone, we need to stop Scoob
Thinking fondly of the time I tried to quit smoking cold turkey, had a nervous breakdown, and got fired 😌
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thinking fondly of the time I tried to quit smoking cold turkey, had a nervous breakdown, and got fired 😌
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
“Hinge: the app designed to be deleted” yeah deleted bc it fuckin sucks
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Hinge: the app designed to be deleted” yeah deleted bc it fuckin sucks
Ooooh what if I made a batch of these with Reese’s thins inside
Peppermint patty stuffed chocolate cookies. 100x better than you imagine.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ooooh what if I made a batch of these with Reese’s thins inside
I made this pie and now I have to wait for it to cool to eat it & truly friends it is torture bromabakery.com/the-ultimate...
Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie
Bringing back our childhood favorite: the ultimate chocolate chip cookie pie. Ooey, gooey, buttery and full of chocolate, making this pie is a no brainer!
bromabakery.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I made this pie and now I have to wait for it to cool to eat it & truly friends it is torture bromabakery.com/the-ultimate...
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i’m sorry. have a cat pic
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i’m sorry. have a cat pic
Today I chose the stay busy approach to avoid my post-breakup sads. I put up & decorated my Christmas tree, put on my Christmas pillow covers, washed my pillows & comforter, changed my sheets, did 6 loads of laundry, did two loads of dishes, did a fake tan, baked cookies,
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Today I chose the stay busy approach to avoid my post-breakup sads. I put up & decorated my Christmas tree, put on my Christmas pillow covers, washed my pillows & comforter, changed my sheets, did 6 loads of laundry, did two loads of dishes, did a fake tan, baked cookies,
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Regardless of tonight's vote, it is absolutely insane that the richest country in the history of the world is so inept and incapable of feeding or taking care of its people. Its even more insane that half of voters keep choosing this.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Regardless of tonight's vote, it is absolutely insane that the richest country in the history of the world is so inept and incapable of feeding or taking care of its people. Its even more insane that half of voters keep choosing this.
Rafiki is an Aquarius. No doubt about it. Weird little dude, reclusive, strange crafts. Aquarius.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Rafiki is an Aquarius. No doubt about it. Weird little dude, reclusive, strange crafts. Aquarius.
Between baking cookies, baking a pie, a spiced simmer pot, and a pine candle, my place smells like heaven. You wouldn’t even know I’ve been ripping nuclear farts all day.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Between baking cookies, baking a pie, a spiced simmer pot, and a pine candle, my place smells like heaven. You wouldn’t even know I’ve been ripping nuclear farts all day.
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I just want someone who will whip me then compliment my baking I don’t think that’s too much to ask
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I just want someone who will whip me then compliment my baking I don’t think that’s too much to ask
Peppermint patty stuffed chocolate cookies. 100x better than you imagine.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Peppermint patty stuffed chocolate cookies. 100x better than you imagine.
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
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Want to help trans people access their healthcare?
We've produced these kits in Nashville, Austin, and LA.
Right now we're pushing to complete 1,000 more in 4 additional cities before the end of the year. All in collaboration with trans-led groups who distribute directly to their communities.
We've produced these kits in Nashville, Austin, and LA.
Right now we're pushing to complete 1,000 more in 4 additional cities before the end of the year. All in collaboration with trans-led groups who distribute directly to their communities.
Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Want to help trans people access their healthcare?
We've produced these kits in Nashville, Austin, and LA.
Right now we're pushing to complete 1,000 more in 4 additional cities before the end of the year. All in collaboration with trans-led groups who distribute directly to their communities.
We've produced these kits in Nashville, Austin, and LA.
Right now we're pushing to complete 1,000 more in 4 additional cities before the end of the year. All in collaboration with trans-led groups who distribute directly to their communities.