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Reverend Lucifer Johnson
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February 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Reverend Lucifer Johnson
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
yo, dude with the “i never met a soldier who fought for socialism” bumper sticker, you’re right but i don’t think that’s the flex you think it is.
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
gun to my head and being forced to watch a halftime show, i’m taking kid rock. if i have to watch something im not going to like i’ll take the one i can hate on more.
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
people really need to stop pretending elon musk isn’t just a dumb guy. “the whole economy is going to collapse if what i want doesn’t happen” and he gets no pushback and this will just be used as fact and a reason we need to deregulate and subsidize shit no one wants.
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by Reverend Lucifer Johnson
Police and their media allies are using the horrors of Trump’s ICE kidnaps squads to launder police depts’ reputations and promote a baseless narrative of successful post George Floyd “reforms”. I wrote about this is PR blitz and why it’s bullshit.
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by Reverend Lucifer Johnson
Liking every @cola.baby skeet because I don’t see them in my timeline anymore
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
fortunately we have chuck schumer making sure ice doesn’t wear masks while doing this, unless they say they have a good reason to.
“After baby Amalia had been hospitalized for 10 days, ICE thought this baby should be returned to Dilley, where she was denied access to the medicines that the hospital doctors told her she needed."
NEW: A baby held in immigration detention became so sick, she had to be rushed to a hospital in severe respiratory distress.

“She was at the brink of dying,” a lawyer told me.

But the girl didn’t go home after her 10-day hospital stay; instead, ICE put her and her mother back in lock up at Dilley.
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
it’s very important everyone get their hopes up about this. it’s totally going to happen for real this time. THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!!!!
OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!!
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!!

This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
masterful gambit chuck
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
optimus prime, no!
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
my doctor explaining to me why i shouldnt eat a whole pizza even though i can.
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
turned this #guitar pic b&w and it really made the top pop.
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
democrats will be like “when we fight we win” and the prize is ice can still wear masks, just maybe a little bit less sometimes…if the conditions are right for them not to.
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“what do you want democrats to do? their in the minority?”

again. not fucking this.
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
can’t do it boss. cat’s on me
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
this is the kind of shit assholes tell you when they don’t want to pay you.
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by Reverend Lucifer Johnson
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Reposted by Reverend Lucifer Johnson
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM