Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend
@perdferguson.bsky.social
You might know me from a website run by a deranged nepobaby billionaire. But I repeat myself.
Dad to 2 girl doggos (avi) and 3 boy hoomans.
Dad to 2 girl doggos (avi) and 3 boy hoomans.
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/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force.
You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Stewart Rhodes, convicted of seditious conspiracy and released by Trump, visits Capitol Hill
Rhodes, the far-right Oath Keepers extremist group founder, was found guilty of orchestrating a weekslong plot that culminated in his followers attacking the U.S. Capitol in a desperate bid to keep Tr...
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November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force.
You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
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I feel bad for our school but this is tremendous content
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I feel bad for our school but this is tremendous content
I for one welcome our Canadian puppy overlords.
A female wolf has been doing something unusual on the Central Coast of British Columbia. She's learned to pull crab traps up from the water, yanking on a rope to bring it to the surface. But is it tool use? Very fun story from @phiejacobs.bsky.social for @science.org
Have wild wolves learned to use tools?
Video captures a lone female pulling crab traps out of the water, but does it count as tool use?
www.science.org
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I for one welcome our Canadian puppy overlords.
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A female wolf has been doing something unusual on the Central Coast of British Columbia. She's learned to pull crab traps up from the water, yanking on a rope to bring it to the surface. But is it tool use? Very fun story from @phiejacobs.bsky.social for @science.org
Have wild wolves learned to use tools?
Video captures a lone female pulling crab traps out of the water, but does it count as tool use?
www.science.org
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A female wolf has been doing something unusual on the Central Coast of British Columbia. She's learned to pull crab traps up from the water, yanking on a rope to bring it to the surface. But is it tool use? Very fun story from @phiejacobs.bsky.social for @science.org
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welcome to the club, wolves
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
welcome to the club, wolves
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This is an all-timer. Best detail: "Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV." newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
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November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is an all-timer. Best detail: "Investigators later found matching zip ties in her Maserati SUV." newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
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The richest man in the world is a raging drug addict with hundreds of baby mamas, and he doesn't know their names or pay child support.
The second richest man in the world is on his sixth wife.
The second richest man in the world is on his sixth wife.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The richest man in the world is a raging drug addict with hundreds of baby mamas, and he doesn't know their names or pay child support.
The second richest man in the world is on his sixth wife.
The second richest man in the world is on his sixth wife.
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I think there's a decent chance that the Pope visits Chicago during this presidency and while there asks to see Broadview and I wonder how that plays out.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think there's a decent chance that the Pope visits Chicago during this presidency and while there asks to see Broadview and I wonder how that plays out.
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Red Don’t Give Out the Answers to Your Security Questions
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Red Don’t Give Out the Answers to Your Security Questions
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This video is excellent and you should watch it
Mainstream news covered the Jeffrey Epstein emails related to ppl like Trump. Today, I want to take a look at Epstein's correspondence with prominent atheist and physicist Lawrence Krauss, who asked the pedophile's advice on responding to accusations of sexual assault skepchick.org/2025/11/so-i...
So I’m in the Epstein Files
Transcript: Look. I know that on this channel, I often criticize prominent people for actions that I find detestable: accepting dark money and failing to disclose it, producing propaganda for Big O…
skepchick.org
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This video is excellent and you should watch it
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"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
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November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
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calling TCW "wa-luigi coates" is... god.
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
calling TCW "wa-luigi coates" is... god.
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A day removed from signing a five-year contract with the #Mariners, Josh Naylor credited Seattle’s clubhouse Labrador retriever, Tucker, for helping win him over.
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Josh Naylor says Seattle Mariners clubhouse dog made him feel at home
A day after signing a five-year contract, Josh Naylor credited the Seattle Mariners' clubhouse Labrador retriever, Tucker, for helping win him over.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A day removed from signing a five-year contract with the #Mariners, Josh Naylor credited Seattle’s clubhouse Labrador retriever, Tucker, for helping win him over.
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
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“The review found that Harvard in 2005 admitted Mr. Epstein as a visiting fellow in the psychology department and readmitted him the following year. And the review concluded “it is likely” that Mr. Epstein visited Harvard more than 40 times after his release from jail, between 2010 and 2018.”
BRO.
BRO.
Harvard Will Open a New Inquiry Into Faculty Ties to Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“The review found that Harvard in 2005 admitted Mr. Epstein as a visiting fellow in the psychology department and readmitted him the following year. And the review concluded “it is likely” that Mr. Epstein visited Harvard more than 40 times after his release from jail, between 2010 and 2018.”
BRO.
BRO.
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
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it feeds a dark impulse at the heart of suburban life but if anyone sold one of those video enabled bird cameras with a little punching glove on a robot arm that you could use to knock off squirrels you'd make a trillion dollars
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
it feeds a dark impulse at the heart of suburban life but if anyone sold one of those video enabled bird cameras with a little punching glove on a robot arm that you could use to knock off squirrels you'd make a trillion dollars
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Massie: “[Speaker Johnson is] trying to say the rich, powerful men who flew to Epstein Island are the victims now. The only way a ‘Christian man’ can stand up there and sell a lie like that is if he’s already decided in his head that protecting them is somehow okay.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Massie: “[Speaker Johnson is] trying to say the rich, powerful men who flew to Epstein Island are the victims now. The only way a ‘Christian man’ can stand up there and sell a lie like that is if he’s already decided in his head that protecting them is somehow okay.”
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Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way.
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Olivia Nuzzi was doing presidential candidates the right way.
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
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Olivia Nuzzi was doing journalism the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Olivia Nuzzi was doing journalism the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pour one out for all the guys who can't talk to their girlfriends because ChatGPT is down
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NY’s hottest club is my couch where we watch Ken Burns’ American Revolution and shout out corresponding Hamilton lyrics and John Mulaney jokes
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
NY’s hottest club is my couch where we watch Ken Burns’ American Revolution and shout out corresponding Hamilton lyrics and John Mulaney jokes
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Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
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Nancy Mace: "I don't have any friends"
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nancy Mace: "I don't have any friends"
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seen some people doing the "do not comply in advance" quote today without understanding that the words 'in advance' refer to something being optional. you can't disobey a court order. that's not complying in advance, that's legal compliance you would be stupid to ignore.
Y'all know that websites comply with subpoenas, right?
That's why it's called a court *order*.
And if you think they don't, yeah they do. They often don't have to tell you they've even done so.
That's why it's called a court *order*.
And if you think they don't, yeah they do. They often don't have to tell you they've even done so.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
seen some people doing the "do not comply in advance" quote today without understanding that the words 'in advance' refer to something being optional. you can't disobey a court order. that's not complying in advance, that's legal compliance you would be stupid to ignore.