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words mean things
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I will create the internet's foremost Headline Criticism platform.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jeanne Shaheen sucked when she was my governor 25 years ago and she’s sucked every single day since then
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Happy Birthday
In honor of the World Series, if you could pick a walk-up song, what song would you pick?
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Looks like Democrats will have to find a new option for 2028
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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it’s not a nazi tattoo, but if it is, he didn’t know it, and if he did know, he didn’t mean it, and if he meant it, he’s grown since then

no, fuck you
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Drone shows are not cool, they are in fact bad for the environment, and their real purpose is to condition people to accept unregulated drone activity in our daily lives.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I like the lack of copyediting that suggest it’s one single billionaire who is funding this.
FoxNews portraying it quite differently.
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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No one but Palestinians have ever been entitled to Palestinian land. No one else has deserved any say in what happens there. Not in 1948. Not in 1967. Not in 2023. Not in 2025.
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Reminder that every single nickel spent on SpaceX or anything like that is going directly into the pockets of people like Musk or Bezos. They have no reason to succeed in any mission because the entire department is a grift to build rockets that purposefully blow up and never make it
Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."
October 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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The most fundamental political debate of our time: You are integrated into and have responsibility for our complex, imperfect society vs. Nuh-uh.
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Flail in the discourse
And lose in the divorce
And sleep in the back of my
August 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM