cass city
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(in a room full of bald lesbians) this place is all moby no dick
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(in a room full of bald lesbians) this place is all moby no dick
inside of you there are two wolves and they are—wait. these are your wolves? these wolves are ugly as shit. i bet their opinions suck too. you have bad wolves.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
inside of you there are two wolves and they are—wait. these are your wolves? these wolves are ugly as shit. i bet their opinions suck too. you have bad wolves.
i know it’s not a contest but hearing adults talk about their parents’ divorce as a major trauma for them always makes me go damn. we had wildly different childhoods
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i know it’s not a contest but hearing adults talk about their parents’ divorce as a major trauma for them always makes me go damn. we had wildly different childhoods
lately I’ve been too anxious to schedule a therapy appointment to talk about my anxiety
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
lately I’ve been too anxious to schedule a therapy appointment to talk about my anxiety
excited to see that the sole remaining survivor of the Heaven’s Gate cult got a new gig picking the Pantone color of the year
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
excited to see that the sole remaining survivor of the Heaven’s Gate cult got a new gig picking the Pantone color of the year
hey kid, wanna buy some scooby snacks?
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
hey kid, wanna buy some scooby snacks?
nooo i love that you love the band Geese, they remind me of that time you cried after punching a hole through my drywall
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
nooo i love that you love the band Geese, they remind me of that time you cried after punching a hole through my drywall
i just don’t think it should be called “loaded hot cocoa” if it doesn’t come with bacon, sour cream, cheese, and chives
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
i just don’t think it should be called “loaded hot cocoa” if it doesn’t come with bacon, sour cream, cheese, and chives
imagining santa claus reading the first line of this poem and saying “what a load of horse shit” and slamming the book shut
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
imagining santa claus reading the first line of this poem and saying “what a load of horse shit” and slamming the book shut
she’s thinking about the war
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
she’s thinking about the war
i volunteer to write grants for a small nonprofit and i learned today that i am the only person on the entire committee who is not using ChatGPT to assist in the writing or editing of our grant proposals. the walls are closing in but my arms are out and locked
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i volunteer to write grants for a small nonprofit and i learned today that i am the only person on the entire committee who is not using ChatGPT to assist in the writing or editing of our grant proposals. the walls are closing in but my arms are out and locked
i live in a city where the average person is pretty woke. so if i am walking down the street and i get catcalled, i know i earned that shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i live in a city where the average person is pretty woke. so if i am walking down the street and i get catcalled, i know i earned that shit
drawing to decompress my mind
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
drawing to decompress my mind
I’m at the long john silvers. I’m at the gynecologist. I’m at the combination long john silvers gynecologist
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m at the long john silvers. I’m at the gynecologist. I’m at the combination long john silvers gynecologist
can’t talk. I’m busy formulating a thought about how using ozempic for weight loss makes you a class traitor
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
can’t talk. I’m busy formulating a thought about how using ozempic for weight loss makes you a class traitor
(meeting someone from iowa) so are you a football iowan or a ragbrai iowan
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
(meeting someone from iowa) so are you a football iowan or a ragbrai iowan
trying to sit down and write out my dreams, goals, and aspirations in an attempt to make them more organized and achievable. but mostly i’m just putting titles like this on the pages and going “hmmm well idk what else goes on this page… next!”
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
trying to sit down and write out my dreams, goals, and aspirations in an attempt to make them more organized and achievable. but mostly i’m just putting titles like this on the pages and going “hmmm well idk what else goes on this page… next!”
watching the conversation around KAWS shift over the last ten years has been fascinating. he’s our generation’s Koons!
Beyond their shared vapid aesthetics, both KAWS and the Big Art Loop signal the rapid move toward the privatization of culture in San Francisco and beyond.
KAWS Makes Art for the Tech Bro Era
His exhibition at SFMOMA could have examined the collapse of culture at the hands of commodity, but instead it nudges us toward the gift shop.
hyperallergic.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
watching the conversation around KAWS shift over the last ten years has been fascinating. he’s our generation’s Koons!
bisexuals are a gift from god and he made then when he was horny
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
bisexuals are a gift from god and he made then when he was horny
all i know about pie is that i bake eggnog pie every year for my friends and family and it looks like shit but tastes divine
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
all i know about pie is that i bake eggnog pie every year for my friends and family and it looks like shit but tastes divine
posted on my instagram story about how i only got into two exhibitions of the 30 i applied to and everyone is responding to it like “omg you got into two exhibitions that’s amazing!!” and now I’m like yeah y’all were sent here by my therapist to destroy me
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
posted on my instagram story about how i only got into two exhibitions of the 30 i applied to and everyone is responding to it like “omg you got into two exhibitions that’s amazing!!” and now I’m like yeah y’all were sent here by my therapist to destroy me
what do you mean i have to keep making art even if nobody wants it :(
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
what do you mean i have to keep making art even if nobody wants it :(
the louis vuitton beagle bag has me howling. baying, even
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
the louis vuitton beagle bag has me howling. baying, even