Oomi 🐙🦉⚽
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Oomi 🐙🦉⚽
@oomi.bsky.social
Orphism and Atlanta United. I used to talk about Georgia politics and may again.
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The Heritage Foundation is cracking
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sidestepping controversy by renaming my main git branches to `telos`
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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You all should just end your streaming subscriptions, by the way. All of them. Just end them, coward.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Windows should go away and .exe files should just become a portable binary format for Linux distros.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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It is odd to me that, like, you'd think it'd be parody if you said: to be clear, they only like the bad bits of Western Civilisation -- but that turns out to be true. They like the rapacious imperial murder, but not the art or intellectual achievements or civil liberties, etc.
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Like you could show all these silicon Valley freaks to middle schoolers and get them to swear off uppers and hallucinogenics just on the basis of not wanting to be such sweaty losers
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Honestly, with the rising costs and the dramatic uncertainty about the future of knowledge work (justified or not), I understand this. But saying college isn't worth it is, I think pointing out a problem without proposing a solution.
Poll: In a dramatic shift, Americans no longer see four-year college degrees as worth the cost www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
There's people who actually use Discord like this and I have no idea how one does that without going insane. It would be mind-breakingly distracting for me.
forced to invent religion to try and explain why "All Messages" is still the default notification setting when you join a new server on discord
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Yes, the ability to instantly and constantly place bets on ridiculous minutia is a huge aspect of the problem, but we wouldn’t go wrong by just banning the whole enterprise. There’s probably a middle ground, but I don’t think there’s a moral duty to find it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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have some goddamn self respect man
You don't have to blame any of this on Democrats. Literally none of this is the Democrats fault.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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the message is clear that Republicans are in charge permanently, can kill any D legislation with the filibuster, never need to govern at all, and when pressed, they can threaten the lives of millions any time they want and they will be given whatever it is they demand in exchange for their mercy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Fearful, beaten dogs have more thymos.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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There's nobody out there who's a bigger glutton for punishment than the morons on here who act like the Democratic establishment has a coherent political strategy
So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:

- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening

- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen

- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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fixed it :)
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Reactionary centrist wisdom forgot to take into account the fact that Republicans are so transparently evil they can’t stop saying it out loud.
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This person is trying to bait me out by calling Homer a fiction writer but I will *not* fall for it
It's so interesting that at least this one satirist thought of Homer and Herodotus similarly, like today Homer is viewed as a fiction writer and Herodotus is the Father of History, Father of Lies lol

But ig when the Iliad is the basis of your national mythology, it takes a different vibe
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM