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Jank doing jank things.
Yeah fuck off.
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Whoever gave Herbert a first place mvp vote is smoking crack.
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
AIPAC self own lol.
February 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Yeah cornyn is cooked.
Texas - Republican Senate Polling:

🟠 Paxton: 27%
🟡 Hunt: 26%
🔴 Cornyn: 26%

🟡 Hunt: 44%
🟠 Paxton: 34%

🟡 Hunt: 44%
🔴 Cornyn: 33%

🟠 Paxton: 41%
🔴 Cornyn: 40%

J.L Partners / Feb 3, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Just got my first acceptance for an MS program at Northwestern.
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
God he’s still funny from time to time.
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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There needs to be a conversation within the Dem party about cynical identity politics. Where clearly bigoted people use it to put down candidates they’re prejudiced against. It’s def popped up a lot specifically with regards to Texas and now Illinois.
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Listen Cornyn +3 against Talarico is objectively awful for him. Like they might be looking at a suburban + Hispanic nvke.
February 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Going through the Epstein you really get the idea that Epstein was a sex crimes consultant. Like bro was giving advice to everyone.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I also think the romcom genre is not dead among South Indian films:
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
lol another autocracy level result.
Bottcher is winning by D+85 Aliyev margins in the first batches of SD-47 results.

This was a Harris +71 and D+68 downballot seat in 2024, so another overperformance within range.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yeah they’re gonna get nuked in MN during the midterms. Like insane numbers.
The Klobslide is the median outcome
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This type of shit is why people hate democrats.
Absolutely embarrassing stuff going on in the TX-Sen race, where Colin Allred is basically calling Talarico a racist because some random woman on TikTok made a video claiming Talarico called Allred a “mediocre black man.”
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Lmao Vivek was right about this.
We only want the good immigrants who study hard and don't commit crimes, unless they try to take little Brayleigh's (28 ACT, 1350 SAT) God-given slot at an Ivy away by being smarter, in which case Korematsu didn't go far enough
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Lol. Completely self inflicted wound.
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Sticks if it's RFK Jr. Otherwise I'm not sure.
Not worried about midterms, never was. The thing that still gives me pause is whether or not the Republican advantage among low propensity voters in Presidential elections sticks post Trump
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Any suburban, high income, and diverse seat that's held by the GOP is fair game for Dems.
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Maybe that Midterm convention isn't a smart idea GOP.
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
They're gonna send Noem, Miller, and Bovino to gitmo if those Latino swings happen nationally.
Rs were already struggling big time & we see the patterns that have become familiar in 2025/2026 (huge Latino swings, Dem turnout edge, etc)

But there was something extra here, another layer of R malaise and D enthusiasm

Can't know for sure, but I'm gonna choose to be hopeful
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Damn they're gonna put republicans in camps at this rate.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Tisch's damage control be like:
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
So does Epstein like add you to a group chat if you become rich enough? Like how did this dude know everyone.
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
We really elected a cabal of pedos to run this country.
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
It's so funny that Elon was literally begging to go to the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This country is fucked cuz voters look at this and don't care and media actively tries to hide this shit cuz their bosses are involved.
Very troubling allegations against Donald Trump and Elon Musk in the latest Epstein Files drop.

The allegations appear to come from an FBI tip line. It is unclear if they were ever investigated.

Trigger warning: graphic allegations of sexual violence.
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 PM