ominousgoose
@omniousgoose.bsky.social
just collecting chaotic baubles, as a treat
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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i put the ho in homie
December 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
i put the ho in homie
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New year, new me!
*dives into an active volcano*
*dives into an active volcano*
December 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
New year, new me!
*dives into an active volcano*
*dives into an active volcano*
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am I highly selective in what I repost? no
do I craft high quality content to make up for it? also no
will this ever change? absolutely not
do I craft high quality content to make up for it? also no
will this ever change? absolutely not
December 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
am I highly selective in what I repost? no
do I craft high quality content to make up for it? also no
will this ever change? absolutely not
do I craft high quality content to make up for it? also no
will this ever change? absolutely not
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gender neutral use of ‘bitch’
December 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
gender neutral use of ‘bitch’
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How to make scrambled eggs 2025 reddit
December 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
How to make scrambled eggs 2025 reddit
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I wonder when the elite agency I left in search of solitude will disturb my sanctuary beseeching me to counter a threat to all mankind
December 28, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I wonder when the elite agency I left in search of solitude will disturb my sanctuary beseeching me to counter a threat to all mankind
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when onions make you cry it’s because they are insulting you very very quietly
December 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
when onions make you cry it’s because they are insulting you very very quietly
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My life coach is this 25¢ candy dispenser at the entrance to the grocery store
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 PM
My life coach is this 25¢ candy dispenser at the entrance to the grocery store
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The Onion that Bloometh
December 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The Onion that Bloometh
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that guy is an unsavory individual. he’s very sweet
December 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
that guy is an unsavory individual. he’s very sweet
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
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i’m just tryna rollerblade to the liquor store.
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 AM
i’m just tryna rollerblade to the liquor store.
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i was thinkking abouchicken today
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
i was thinkking abouchicken today
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ennui now our gay apparel
December 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
ennui now our gay apparel
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priest: body of christ
me: yes chef
me: yes chef
December 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
priest: body of christ
me: yes chef
me: yes chef
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Whenever I don't see you here for several days. I automatically assume you're in jail
December 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Whenever I don't see you here for several days. I automatically assume you're in jail
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staring at my coworker while i eat my hard boiled eggs on my lunch break
December 12, 2024 at 6:36 PM
staring at my coworker while i eat my hard boiled eggs on my lunch break
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Think I might run from President
December 12, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Think I might run from President
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biblically accurate gas station pizza
December 11, 2024 at 6:36 PM
biblically accurate gas station pizza
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not my ass entering a liminal space
December 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
not my ass entering a liminal space
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Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
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I just blocked someone for disagreeing with me and I wasn’t even right
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I just blocked someone for disagreeing with me and I wasn’t even right