Ol Boo Cocky
@olboococky.bsky.social
I ran over your yard sale sign, sorry
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Not all heroes wear underwear.
I don’t know which ones, but statistically speaking, there’s gotta be a few going commando.
I don’t know which ones, but statistically speaking, there’s gotta be a few going commando.
May 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Not all heroes wear underwear.
I don’t know which ones, but statistically speaking, there’s gotta be a few going commando.
I don’t know which ones, but statistically speaking, there’s gotta be a few going commando.
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Left the house without my glasses and spray-painted a swastika on the side of a Kia by mistake
March 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Left the house without my glasses and spray-painted a swastika on the side of a Kia by mistake
Headed over to the Tesla dealership, you rattle can warriors ready?
March 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Headed over to the Tesla dealership, you rattle can warriors ready?
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[bedroom]
JOHNNY CARSON: that sex was wild, wild I tell you
ED MCMAHON: [sitting in the corner] heh heh heh I felt like an audience member at a Gallagher show, sure could’ve used a tarp
JOHNNY CARSON: that sex was wild, wild I tell you
ED MCMAHON: [sitting in the corner] heh heh heh I felt like an audience member at a Gallagher show, sure could’ve used a tarp
March 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[bedroom]
JOHNNY CARSON: that sex was wild, wild I tell you
ED MCMAHON: [sitting in the corner] heh heh heh I felt like an audience member at a Gallagher show, sure could’ve used a tarp
JOHNNY CARSON: that sex was wild, wild I tell you
ED MCMAHON: [sitting in the corner] heh heh heh I felt like an audience member at a Gallagher show, sure could’ve used a tarp
When TikTok is banned I’ll be narrating my videos here
January 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
When TikTok is banned I’ll be narrating my videos here
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Drank so much coffee, I already shit out my breakfast that I ate 20 mins ago.
December 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Drank so much coffee, I already shit out my breakfast that I ate 20 mins ago.
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I’m an excellent sexual harasser, I have taken three classes
December 23, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I’m an excellent sexual harasser, I have taken three classes
I was here before all the hippies
November 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I was here before all the hippies
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When your kid asks what their first word was you can say anything you like. They don’t know
November 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
When your kid asks what their first word was you can say anything you like. They don’t know
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Good cop: Can I get you a sandwich?
Vlad cop: *pushes perp out window*
Vlad cop: *pushes perp out window*
November 22, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Good cop: Can I get you a sandwich?
Vlad cop: *pushes perp out window*
Vlad cop: *pushes perp out window*
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Do people who “throw themselves” into their work know about ravines?
November 22, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Do people who “throw themselves” into their work know about ravines?
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My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is hyperventilating into a paper bag behind the shed.
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is hyperventilating into a paper bag behind the shed.
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No. Skinny girls should not be in control of an office thermostat. You need a middle-aged woman, with hot flashes, named Brenda on the dial.
November 9, 2024 at 10:33 PM
No. Skinny girls should not be in control of an office thermostat. You need a middle-aged woman, with hot flashes, named Brenda on the dial.
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Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Yes, charity. But do you know what else begins at home, Brenda? Arson.
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Good morning brother!
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Good morning brother!
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My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.
November 22, 2024 at 11:20 AM
My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.
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I dream of the day when my skeets are funny enough to steal.
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I dream of the day when my skeets are funny enough to steal.
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Wouldst thou like to live dissociatively?
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Wouldst thou like to live dissociatively?
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I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
I’m just going around here telling the immigrants from twitter to cheer up
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I’m just going around here telling the immigrants from twitter to cheer up
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Someone should invent mouth lotion
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Someone should invent mouth lotion
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When someone has "resistor" in their bio, this is what I imagine
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 PM
When someone has "resistor" in their bio, this is what I imagine
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Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok