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Not everybody was king-fu fighting. Some of us had a cramp.
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@ladad.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Wait, you only have 99 problems?
Just now getting around to giving away all my late wife’s things. It hasn’t been easy to—
Damn she just texted she’s finally on her way home. Oops.
Damn she just texted she’s finally on her way home. Oops.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just now getting around to giving away all my late wife’s things. It hasn’t been easy to—
Damn she just texted she’s finally on her way home. Oops.
Damn she just texted she’s finally on her way home. Oops.
It’s only 6pm?! Geez. Feels like it’s later…
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s only 6pm?! Geez. Feels like it’s later…
Trick or Treat was last night but we had another kid show up tonight! He was dressed like an Amazon driver! He had a package for me and even had a van! Great costume! I might be drunk.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Trick or Treat was last night but we had another kid show up tonight! He was dressed like an Amazon driver! He had a package for me and even had a van! Great costume! I might be drunk.
The problem with owning a sword is that you want to be able to use the sword.
HR: You can't bring a sword to work
But... what about Brenda? She keeps calling Thursday "Pre-Friday!"
HR: You can't bring a sword to work
But... what about Brenda? She keeps calling Thursday "Pre-Friday!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The problem with owning a sword is that you want to be able to use the sword.
HR: You can't bring a sword to work
But... what about Brenda? She keeps calling Thursday "Pre-Friday!"
HR: You can't bring a sword to work
But... what about Brenda? She keeps calling Thursday "Pre-Friday!"
I put my pants on the same way as everyone else. Only when I have to
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I put my pants on the same way as everyone else. Only when I have to
Thinking of joining ice. But never ever actually doing anything. Seems to work for congress
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thinking of joining ice. But never ever actually doing anything. Seems to work for congress
I loaded the dishwasher correctly l, thus preventing an epic fight. Where’s my Peace Prize?
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I loaded the dishwasher correctly l, thus preventing an epic fight. Where’s my Peace Prize?
It's a sunny warm day, fluffy clouds in the sky. Great day for a walk.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's a sunny warm day, fluffy clouds in the sky. Great day for a walk.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Your attention please: This year, Fall in Ohio will finally happen on Oct 29th and last from 3-7:30pm. Winter will begin on Halloween.
October 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Your attention please: This year, Fall in Ohio will finally happen on Oct 29th and last from 3-7:30pm. Winter will begin on Halloween.
My daughter made fresh homemade brownies. And has vanilla ice cream.
I can’t have any, but want some. Since you’ve read this, you want some too. But you don’t have any. Now I feel better.
I can’t have any, but want some. Since you’ve read this, you want some too. But you don’t have any. Now I feel better.
September 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My daughter made fresh homemade brownies. And has vanilla ice cream.
I can’t have any, but want some. Since you’ve read this, you want some too. But you don’t have any. Now I feel better.
I can’t have any, but want some. Since you’ve read this, you want some too. But you don’t have any. Now I feel better.
Fall decorating and… done.
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Fall decorating and… done.
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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What I find most attractive in a man is that he completely ignores me
August 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What I find most attractive in a man is that he completely ignores me
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
My mom worked until she was 89 years old. She died a few years later. What I learned from this was that my mom worked way too much
August 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My mom worked until she was 89 years old. She died a few years later. What I learned from this was that my mom worked way too much
"I read your book. I gave it 1-star because it wouldn't let me give you 0. It was meandering, pointless, themeless, and utterly juvenile."
Me:
Me:
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"I read your book. I gave it 1-star because it wouldn't let me give you 0. It was meandering, pointless, themeless, and utterly juvenile."
Me:
Me:
No one will ever scam money from me. Not because I’m smart—I just never have money
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No one will ever scam money from me. Not because I’m smart—I just never have money
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On the "Summer Reading List 2025":
8. Moby Duck, by AIman Melville.
Ftom its enigmatic opening line, "Call me email", this gripping caper tracks the hunt for a giant yellow rubber duckie.
8. Moby Duck, by AIman Melville.
Ftom its enigmatic opening line, "Call me email", this gripping caper tracks the hunt for a giant yellow rubber duckie.
May 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
On the "Summer Reading List 2025":
8. Moby Duck, by AIman Melville.
Ftom its enigmatic opening line, "Call me email", this gripping caper tracks the hunt for a giant yellow rubber duckie.
8. Moby Duck, by AIman Melville.
Ftom its enigmatic opening line, "Call me email", this gripping caper tracks the hunt for a giant yellow rubber duckie.
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Sure, I'm a dumpster fire. But someone had to light this place up.
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sure, I'm a dumpster fire. But someone had to light this place up.
No longer the land of the free or the home of the brave…
Goodnight america
Goodnight america
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
No longer the land of the free or the home of the brave…
Goodnight america
Goodnight america
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I only subscribe to the Journal of Quantum Physics for the particles.
March 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I only subscribe to the Journal of Quantum Physics for the particles.
No. Just… no.
“To what?”
*gestures all around*
This.
“To what?”
*gestures all around*
This.
March 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
No. Just… no.
“To what?”
*gestures all around*
This.
“To what?”
*gestures all around*
This.
The fact that there’s no candy in this dentist’s waiting room got me all mad…
March 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The fact that there’s no candy in this dentist’s waiting room got me all mad…