Brian W
@ohhiinternet.bsky.social
I bend computers to my will; as part of the capitalist machine. This makes me cry sometimes.
Sagitiquaruis who seeks to destroy the constellations that control us.
4th place in a “Jump Rope For Heart” competition in 1989.
Sagitiquaruis who seeks to destroy the constellations that control us.
4th place in a “Jump Rope For Heart” competition in 1989.
Has anyone else had a friend sell them on getting a bidet by describing it as “Neptune’s Kiss”?
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Has anyone else had a friend sell them on getting a bidet by describing it as “Neptune’s Kiss”?
The should reboot Short Circuit with Kumail Nanjiani.
He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.
He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The should reboot Short Circuit with Kumail Nanjiani.
He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.
He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.
Sketch idea: “UFC fighter who is very hesitant to take his shirt off”.
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Sketch idea: “UFC fighter who is very hesitant to take his shirt off”.
“Scott Adams reposted”
MechaHitler, M.D.
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 AM
“Scott Adams reposted”
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Rob is my best friend’s father in law and I know him well. He’s an absolutely incredible person and knowing him now, his past seems impossible. He is one of the most kind hearted, loving people I have ever met. He’s also brave AF to admit his past deeds and march alongside people he has harmed.
He spent decades bringing the religious right to power. Now he's marching to undo it.
Rev. Rob Schenck spent decades helping build the Religious Right—commingling church and state to advance conservative causes. Now, he says he must confront the damage he helped cause.
Rev. Rob Schenck spent decades helping build the Religious Right—commingling church and state to advance conservative causes. Now, he says he must confront the damage he helped cause.
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Rob is my best friend’s father in law and I know him well. He’s an absolutely incredible person and knowing him now, his past seems impossible. He is one of the most kind hearted, loving people I have ever met. He’s also brave AF to admit his past deeds and march alongside people he has harmed.
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How to fix America:
Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.
Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 AM
How to fix America:
Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.
Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.
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okay, what are “we” going to do about it, United States Senator Adam Schiff?
Kristi Noem is telling ICE agents they can forcibly enter your home without a judicial warrant.
That is unconstitutional.
History will judge us if we do not stand up to the lawlessness and cruelty of this administration.
That is unconstitutional.
History will judge us if we do not stand up to the lawlessness and cruelty of this administration.
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
okay, what are “we” going to do about it, United States Senator Adam Schiff?
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he looks like a faded guy from an 80s punk band getting upset at Zorak
Just the BBC, the national broadcaster, mainstreaming a fascist blogger. I guess this is normal now.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
he looks like a faded guy from an 80s punk band getting upset at Zorak
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this is sad and awful and a lot of people need to go to the jail in hell forever. a piece of advice though: if someone says "let's go full trippy mode" do NOT do drugs with them
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
this is sad and awful and a lot of people need to go to the jail in hell forever. a piece of advice though: if someone says "let's go full trippy mode" do NOT do drugs with them
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
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*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*
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Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises
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Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Is tonight the night I spend my evening trying to trick my AI therapist into telling me what MCPs it leverages while i gently sob?
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Is tonight the night I spend my evening trying to trick my AI therapist into telling me what MCPs it leverages while i gently sob?
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage