Brian W
ohhiinternet.bsky.social
Brian W
@ohhiinternet.bsky.social
I bend computers to my will; as part of the capitalist machine. This makes me cry sometimes.

Sagitiquaruis who seeks to destroy the constellations that control us.

4th place in a “Jump Rope For Heart” competition in 1989.
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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“Healthy heterosexuality” the two words we all love to associate with Kevin Spacey
I think Hanania must just be an idiot? The climax of American Beauty is Lester realizing how bad it would be to act out his fantasies about his daughter's best friend. The movie is not about how cool it is for dads to bag high school girls. Also Kevin Spacey is a personally notorious kid toucher
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Has anyone else had a friend sell them on getting a bidet by describing it as “Neptune’s Kiss”?
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The should reboot Short Circuit with Kumail Nanjiani.

He would be in white face while Fisher Stevens reprises his original role.
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sketch idea: “UFC fighter who is very hesitant to take his shirt off”.
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 AM
“Scott Adams reposted”
MechaHitler, M.D.
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Rob is my best friend’s father in law and I know him well. He’s an absolutely incredible person and knowing him now, his past seems impossible. He is one of the most kind hearted, loving people I have ever met. He’s also brave AF to admit his past deeds and march alongside people he has harmed.
He spent decades bringing the religious right to power. Now he's marching to undo it.

Rev. Rob Schenck spent decades helping build the Religious Right—commingling church and state to advance conservative causes. Now, he says he must confront the damage he helped cause.
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
How to fix America:

Replace the Electoral College with head-to-head Scrabble. Best 2 out of 3.
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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okay, what are “we” going to do about it, United States Senator Adam Schiff?
Kristi Noem is telling ICE agents they can forcibly enter your home without a judicial warrant.

That is unconstitutional.

History will judge us if we do not stand up to the lawlessness and cruelty of this administration.
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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he looks like a faded guy from an 80s punk band getting upset at Zorak
Just the BBC, the national broadcaster, mainstreaming a fascist blogger. I guess this is normal now.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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this is sad and awful and a lot of people need to go to the jail in hell forever. a piece of advice though: if someone says "let's go full trippy mode" do NOT do drugs with them
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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December 16, 2023 at 6:09 AM
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Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud

Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM