Brian W
@ohhiinternet.bsky.social
I bend computers to my will; as part of the capitalist machine. This makes me cry sometimes.
Sagitiquaruis who seeks to destroy the constellations that control us.
4th place in a “Jump Rope For Heart” competition in 1989.
Sagitiquaruis who seeks to destroy the constellations that control us.
4th place in a “Jump Rope For Heart” competition in 1989.
I reflexively answered the question before seeing the answer.
It was the same answer.
It was the same answer.
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I reflexively answered the question before seeing the answer.
It was the same answer.
It was the same answer.
Sublime. Not that one; the other one.
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Sublime. Not that one; the other one.
“Hey, Chachi. You sound like Gilgamesh scrawling in cuneiform. Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but…”
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 AM
“Hey, Chachi. You sound like Gilgamesh scrawling in cuneiform. Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but…”
Fantastic; but hope he doesn’t have to endure trumped up charges.
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Fantastic; but hope he doesn’t have to endure trumped up charges.
The naive part of me that seeks ironic joy thinks this is @jadomian.bsky.social doing a very confused Jesse Ventura.
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 AM
The naive part of me that seeks ironic joy thinks this is @jadomian.bsky.social doing a very confused Jesse Ventura.
Signal info:
You are going to die alone and unloved.
You are going to die alone and unloved.
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Signal info:
You are going to die alone and unloved.
You are going to die alone and unloved.
I’m a Director of Software Engineering in the health sector. The amount of tongue biting I’m forced to do daily is staggering.
January 22, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I’m a Director of Software Engineering in the health sector. The amount of tongue biting I’m forced to do daily is staggering.
Pretty sure that’s a Mark McKinney character.
January 21, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Pretty sure that’s a Mark McKinney character.
Pretty sure that picture is from a Kids in the Hall sketch. No way that’s a real person.
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Pretty sure that picture is from a Kids in the Hall sketch. No way that’s a real person.
Something I have to admit. Proposed to my wife at one of their shows during that song.
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Something I have to admit. Proposed to my wife at one of their shows during that song.
Presumably he was on his way to blind a man of Esst Asian decent/
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Presumably he was on his way to blind a man of Esst Asian decent/
Epstein’s island has been called a lot of things… ‘stupid’ may be the most non sequitur adjective applied to it I’ve ever seen.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Epstein’s island has been called a lot of things… ‘stupid’ may be the most non sequitur adjective applied to it I’ve ever seen.