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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The three branches of the military 🫡
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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At 0:12 you can see Hegseth confront the reality that no one in the room respects him. Hits him like a meteor.
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Best city in the United States, baby
I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
September 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Flew all the way here to do a photoshoot in a LaGrange parking lot 😂😂😂
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Donald Trump posted “Chicago is about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR” on his Truth Social account, raising alarms about Biden’s mental state.
September 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos

the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I've labubu
August 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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it is very funny that whenever conservatives talk about ending wokeness it’s 90% of the time about making advertisements they want to jack off to
July 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Defunding public radio eliminates a warning system for natural disasters. Going forward, the government must reach rural red state residents by embedding emergency alerts in fake AI videos of immigrants committing crimes.
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Inject it into my veins
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Domestic terrorist Chaya Raichik is endorsing Andrew Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wish I loved anything as much as the US oligarchy loves bombing the Middle East
June 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Unilaterally bombing a sovereign nation because no one showed up to my birthday party
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Siting at the kitchen table, drinking two day old white wine, and reading the manual for my new nose hair trimmer.

Life sneaks up on you man
June 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM