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Dianna 〰️
@not-soft.bsky.social
Maker. Ex-expat. Cat lady w/ no cat. Avid reader, word-enjoyer, native plant gardener. 🩷 design, architecture. City girl. Dual-citizen. Progressive. ENG/ITA/some DE

📍 Tulsa, Oklahoma
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Scrolled to the end of TikTok fr & now I’m just sitting here in complete silence 😩😭

WAY too fragile right now to be hyper-informed aka on Bluesky so this will be an Endless Scream™ reposting acct ONLY until further notice
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I've been playing this deadpan German linguistics bop on repeat for the past 12 hours and I'm delighted to report that it's on youtube now!!

🎶 More, more, more morphology 🎶
He's also putting the glamour back into grammar on YouTube now! 🎶 #linguistics

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSOl...
December 5, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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toblerone bar (interior view)
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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A little known fact: actually, the Romans invented the Spiderman meme
December 14, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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Picard: Computer, tea, hot.

Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!

Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.
December 13, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Don’t be alarmed if you see Jill Stein rifling through your trash bins!

She is in hyperphagia and needs to consume 20,000 calories a day before hibernating for the next 3 years
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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Woke up thinking about the bowl with little feet. ☺️ It just makes me so happy. The copies I ordered from the Met Store just shipped and it’s the highlight of my week. LMAOOOOO. I don’t know why I’m so excited but baby, I feel like a million bucks!
It's been MONTHS since I went to the museum and I'm still thinking about this ancient lil bowl with feet.

(Egypt, c.3700-3450 B.C)
December 13, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Me: Can my kids have evidence based peer reviewed healthcare administered by a doctor who agrees that this treatment is appropriate?

The law: NO GROSS

The worst guy you ever met in your life: IDC IF MY ARM IS BROKEN GIVE ME HORSE PASTE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU

The law: Of course sir that is your right
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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Me: Can a doctor please check my kid's bloodwork?

The law: THATS ILLEGAL THERES HORMONES IN THERE

The worst people you ever met in your life: We're not taking our sick child to the doctor because our whole church is laying hands on them and screaming prayers to get the devil out

The law: Oh nice
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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"if you ain't coughing cash, then go cough in your basement"
December 13, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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flexible teeth
December 13, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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Just went to check on Twitter and
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Cops serve the rich. Just like the NYPD spent millions of dollars to search for a CEO’s killer while ignoring a murder of a homeless person, the Florida cops threw the book at someone who made an empty threat
A Florida woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call with BlueCross BlueShield with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next.”

She was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, and her bond was set at $100,000.
www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...
Lakeland woman threatens insurance company, says ‘Delay, Deny, Depose’: police
A Lakeland woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call to an insurance company with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose.”
www.wfla.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Ugh look at it it's so pretty. I'm so lucky to get to sit in the wet and the cold and admire these perfect tiny bubblegum angels.
December 13, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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As a little kid I *loved* ochre stars. They were my favorite tide pool finds, in their vivid purples and oranges. Later I forgot to cherish them, until sea star wasting disease wiped the coast clean in 2014. Now I never fail to tell each one that I love them and they're doing a great job.
December 13, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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We all know I'm often out there because I'm obsessed with the nudis but I'm an all-around tidepool critter stan too. I was thrilled to see so many thriving sea stars. Bat star feeties, a super tiny ochre star, and an even tinier unidentified baby star!
December 13, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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One country is not like the others.

Check out this scatterplot of health spending per capita & life expectancy (lines = averages).

The United States sits alone in the bottom right area due to its very high spending rate & below-average life expectancy.

More www.oecd-ilibrary.org/social-issue...
December 12, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Gonna start writing flash fiction but it’s just microblogging to the Oklahoma DOGE portal, ie inundate it with bullshit
December 13, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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A few of my personal favourite Little Guys:
December 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM