E. Perkins 🎃
hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
E. Perkins 🎃
@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
Occasional artist, filthy casual WoW player, enjoyer of cute and spooky things. Epers on the other place. Dumbly shy about following back people I don't actually know. Please don't take it personally. 🍉🌈 No AI
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Star Trek Umamusume names:

Metreon Cascade
Samarian Sunset
Typhon Expanse
Particle Fountain
Fusion Overburn
Orion Syndicate
Photon Torpedo
Impulse Speed
Mutara Nebula
Memory Alpha
Ketracel White
Galileo Shuttle
Plasma Relay
Tykens Rift
Delta Flyer
Inner Light
Raktajino
Heisenberg Compensator
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NEW VIDEO! Public Domain Day 2026! youtu.be/5sX-d1oV3Zo
Public Domain Day 2026!
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Nothing changes
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
HNY
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Due to after Christmas discounts and boredom I was able to pit Spangler against Brachs for who has the best peppermint candy canes. Long story short, Spangler wins.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So it's just Data.
Got this robotic shuffler and dealer, I am going to revolutionize the family card game that required 13 cards to be dealt per player! Brave new world!
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I really want to go out and get something nice for dinner, but I also really don't want to move my body at all.
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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And STOP NAMING YOUR SHIT AFTER LOTR

ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES

STOP
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just think, 6 7 will die in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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if you haven’t watched tokyo godfathers yet this season, the story starts on christmas eve but it ENDS on new year’s day - so you aren’t too late! and it’s on tubi for one more day! go go go!
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gritty and Chiitan are in a long distance relationship.
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Still 15 hours to go here. We'll see.
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There's so much art here now I can't keep up. I hope this problem keeps getting worse.
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I say make your obscure references. If people don't get it that's a them problem.
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My doctor uses some bullshit AI to record and summarize our meetings. God only knows what's going in my file.
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don't know why, but for YEARS, over a decade, it was hard to find an even remotely good quality post of this video on the internet. For some reason I searched for it tonight and it turns out the band put up this remaster 5 months ago.

Bat For Lashes - What's a Girl to Do?
youtu.be/lxOlrei0U3M?...
Bat For Lashes - What's a Girl to Do? (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]
YouTube video by Bat For Lashes
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Share a great mail villain
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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“Self-deport” is a whitewashed way to describe “fleeing the country under the threat of state violence.” I agree with Maria here — it’s important to call that exactly what it is.
What. No.

Don't use their language, @newyorker.com that is not even a real word. What the hell is wrong with "flee" or like. "Flee this godforsaken country"
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How red is it where I live? Vaping grandma right in front of me in this parking lot.
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don't think the day can get any worse.
Gonna go test the hypothesis at Taco Bell.
December 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
JFC how am I so fragile anymore? How did I hurt my arm looking at my phone for five minutes?
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025

Just barely.
December 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM