Joonas Frösen
nostrix.bsky.social
Joonas Frösen
@nostrix.bsky.social
Lawful goblin
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Okay if you are a Donna Tartt fan, you simply must listen to this. Not only does he nail it, he ALSO DOES HER VOICE.

If you are a Heated Rivalry fan but not a Donna Tartt fan this will make absolutely no sense
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Yeh that’s right I can play Enya with one hand 🖐️
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.

"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire

2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom

incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have

unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?
October 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Farage must quite honestly be one of the happiest men on the planet right now. Coming home every day watching everyone fawn over him sayong he isn’t racist, knowing full well he’s been very publicly racist since about the age of 9. He probably laughs like a maniac in bed every night.
October 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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STARMER: hey I'm appointing this close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile to be US ambassador :)
BRITISH PRESS: ok :)
[One year later]
BRITISH PRESS: wait a minute
September 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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“There’s no place for violence in politics“ means nothing when you allow nazism cause by allowing that you invite violence into your politics definitionally. Both in what they call for and what the only response from the people will be when they had enough
September 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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she looks nothing like him
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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This is a pretty good bit
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Holding my face up to the camera to prove I should be allowed a ninja sword, realising too late I have failed the most basic test of the ninja
Meanwhile
August 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting
July 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Really badass graffiti spotted in town
July 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wake up babes, new labour slogan just dropped
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I have a good joke about Roland, but I don't want to toot my own horn
I have a joke about Tyre, but it is pretty obscure and most people will Nineveh get it.
I have a joke about the gardens of Babylon, but it kind of leaves you hanging.
June 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM