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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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I do think the key for things like Home Alone, Muppet Christmas Carol, etc. is that the actors fully commit to the bit
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I do think the key for things like Home Alone, Muppet Christmas Carol, etc. is that the actors fully commit to the bit
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
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LITTLE WOMAN IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
now watching (90s version with Winona Ryder)
now watching (90s version with Winona Ryder)
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
LITTLE WOMAN IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
now watching (90s version with Winona Ryder)
now watching (90s version with Winona Ryder)
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hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper
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RFK Jr. should have paid more attention to the comics in 1968.
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
RFK Jr. should have paid more attention to the comics in 1968.
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This is just the Hunger Games
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is just the Hunger Games
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This is more honest than the Time thing
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is more honest than the Time thing
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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The RFK, jr effect.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The RFK, jr effect.
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
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a fun fact about me is that when I moved from LA to DC, people warned me about black ice but did not mention that it wasn't literally black, and so then I spent several months a) thinking "huh, I guess black ice isn't really that common" and b) wiping out dramatically on the sidewalk
Just a thin layer of ice on roadways is enough to make driving hazardous⚠️
Bridges and overpasses are especially prone to ice formation that is difficult to see, as winds beneath the structures accelerate cooling and maintain lower surface temperatures.
Remember -- Ice or snow take it slow!
Bridges and overpasses are especially prone to ice formation that is difficult to see, as winds beneath the structures accelerate cooling and maintain lower surface temperatures.
Remember -- Ice or snow take it slow!
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
a fun fact about me is that when I moved from LA to DC, people warned me about black ice but did not mention that it wasn't literally black, and so then I spent several months a) thinking "huh, I guess black ice isn't really that common" and b) wiping out dramatically on the sidewalk
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Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
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Every time I see that company I think it's the cereal. Wouldn't that be better? Imagine a world where there's cereal ads all over the sports games and all over the web
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Every time I see that company I think it's the cereal. Wouldn't that be better? Imagine a world where there's cereal ads all over the sports games and all over the web
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hall of fame for "make sure your push notification doesn't truncate the headline after five words"
The Winter Egg is made from finely carved rock crystal, covered in a delicate snowflake motif wrought in platinum with 4,500 tiny diamonds.
Stunning crystal Fabergé egg shatters record, fetching $46m at auction
The Winter Egg is made from finely carved rock crystal, covered in a delicate snowflake motif wrought in platinum with 4,500 tiny diamonds.
www.abc.net.au
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
hall of fame for "make sure your push notification doesn't truncate the headline after five words"
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America is extraordinarily radical in that there are tons of different ethnic groups here, and we not only generally get along with each other, but the law treats us all equal equally, and we all do the same shit like eat fried butter.
What MAGA dares to ask is: what if we didn’t
What MAGA dares to ask is: what if we didn’t
Anyway the best I've ever felt about America was me (Jewish) standing in line with my friend and her daughter (Irish and Latina) to pet a baby lamb at the Minnesota State Fair alongside a hijabi Black woman and her daughter, an East Asian family, an African-American family, and some white people.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
America is extraordinarily radical in that there are tons of different ethnic groups here, and we not only generally get along with each other, but the law treats us all equal equally, and we all do the same shit like eat fried butter.
What MAGA dares to ask is: what if we didn’t
What MAGA dares to ask is: what if we didn’t
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Seeing through Hegseth’s blame-shifting as he drives the bus over admiral Bradley
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Seeing through Hegseth’s blame-shifting as he drives the bus over admiral Bradley
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The news has entirely failed to grasp the unprecedented scope of the ICE and DHS budgets. Nothing like it in modern history. A galaxy of public/private surveillance and caging institutions for $100,000,000,000s unleashed on a public that will be forever changed. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants
The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.
www.brennancenter.org
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The news has entirely failed to grasp the unprecedented scope of the ICE and DHS budgets. Nothing like it in modern history. A galaxy of public/private surveillance and caging institutions for $100,000,000,000s unleashed on a public that will be forever changed. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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I have long had an obscure, complex theory about Susan Collins that explains these things.
Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.
That's it. That's the whole thing.
Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.
That's it. That's the whole thing.
In case anyone is wondering what kind of campaign Collins intends to run next year, now we know. No achievements, only hate:
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
Collins' office said she signed onto the petition because she agrees with President Donald Trump’s interpretation of Title IX.
www.bangordailynews.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I have long had an obscure, complex theory about Susan Collins that explains these things.
Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.
That's it. That's the whole thing.
Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.
That's it. That's the whole thing.
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I love American DIY tips. "Test the voltage with a multimeter. If you don't own a multimeter, you could borrow one from a neighbor." OK, what if I don't live next door to Jimmy Neutron?
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love American DIY tips. "Test the voltage with a multimeter. If you don't own a multimeter, you could borrow one from a neighbor." OK, what if I don't live next door to Jimmy Neutron?
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i have never been less surprised by anything in my life. i am unsurprised. i am negative surprised.
“‘We are in this magical, unique time,’ Sinema said of Trump’s health department, led by Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
Kyrsten Sinema Is Ready for Her MAHA Turn
In a new interview, the one-time Democrat says the movement for psychedelic medicine should capitalize on the Trump administration.
www.politico.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i have never been less surprised by anything in my life. i am unsurprised. i am negative surprised.