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cool just let me know when they're all dead
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.

Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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since it seems like a supreme court majority doesn't believe in independent govt agencies, can the govt stop believing in the supreme court
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The reactionary mind is incredibly neurotic about both being stolen from and being laughed at and that's part of why they're so consumed with anxieties about welfare cheats, fake refugees, fake disabled kids, etc. It's like an asexual version of their cucking anxiety.
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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you can take my pride in america but you can never take my feelings about a day off from work
July 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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all the troop and cop fetishism has led to something really remarkable: legions of unaccountable masked stormtroopers just nabbing people in sleepy little towns. struggling to think of any conception of a free and open society that could honestly countenance this
ICE (or maybe DEA? who knows?) shows up again in the same quiet Berkshires town, at a landscaping job site.
This time business owners confronted the agents, demanded they show warrants or IDs. The agents refused.
“I felt like I was in North Korea,” owner says.
www.berkshireeagle.com/news/souther...
Business owners confront ICE agents during arrest at Great Barrington job site
ICE made another visit to Great Barrington. One man was arrested. But two business owners say they prevented the arrest of a second man.
www.berkshireeagle.com
June 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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At this point personal security isn't an issue of individual hygiene, it's just an ongoing series of industrial accidents that wash over the rest of us. Like "financial literacy." Sure don't take a selfie with your credit card, but, beyond that, consumers experience identity theft as acid rain.
New, by me: Data broker giant LexisNexis has revealed that its risk solutions unit (think "know your customer," risk assessing, due diligence, and law enforcement assistance) was breached, affecting the personal data and Social Security numbers of at least 364,000 people.
Data broker giant LexisNexis says breach exposed personal information of over 364,000 people | TechCrunch
The data collector said the stolen data includes Social Security numbers.
techcrunch.com
May 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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HAN SOLO: great band
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up
May 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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me: I would like to open Microsoft teams

My computer: hey dipshit. You total maroon. You opened the old version of teams. Do you want me to hold your hand and open the new one for you
May 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Great piece and this run of paragraphs really resonated with me. Democrats will try anything but believing in their own voters and advocating for things.
May 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"Every day, more and more of the national income produced by legitimate work and businesses disappears into the maw of innumerable scams and grifts, from phishing emails to scam texts and calls to phone hacks to crypto rug pulls to MLMs." prospect.org/culture/book...
May 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
Regulations.gov
www.regulations.gov
May 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I saw someone put it like this: we’ve all been relocated to the uncanny valley against our will
May 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to Medicaid.
May 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Barbershop Simulator
May 3, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Worth noting that this passed by one vote and two Democratic congresspeople have died in office in the last six weeks.
All but three House Republicans just voted for Trump's tariffs. The procedural measure, which preemptively surrenders congressional power to stop Trump's tariffs, passed with all Democrats voting no. This was the vote count:
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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The MAGA leaders who claim to love America do not understand or believe in anything that makes this country great.

They are opposed to freedom of speech and competitive elections. They don’t love Americans or our ideals. They want to be kings in a country founded on revolution.
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM