Seriously Susan
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Word nerd. Working on my basic humanity. Procrastinator. I’ll think of other things later.
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Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping
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[If Zen koan were written by Gen X]
Student: Sensei, if there is no Self, then who is it who becomes Enlightened?
Zen Master: Your mom.
Student: Sensei, if there is no Self, then who is it who becomes Enlightened?
Zen Master: Your mom.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
[If Zen koan were written by Gen X]
Student: Sensei, if there is no Self, then who is it who becomes Enlightened?
Zen Master: Your mom.
Student: Sensei, if there is no Self, then who is it who becomes Enlightened?
Zen Master: Your mom.
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The first “a look back at 2025” montage I see this year is gonna be the thing that breaks me
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The first “a look back at 2025” montage I see this year is gonna be the thing that breaks me
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Hilton wants me to enjoy the stay and Charmin wants me to enjoy the go, I need to consult The Clash on this...
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hilton wants me to enjoy the stay and Charmin wants me to enjoy the go, I need to consult The Clash on this...
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if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
March 6, 2024 at 11:11 PM
if your band sucks I’m still gonna say nice set. being in a band that sucks is still pretty cool
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Who wants to go Christmas caroling? We’re singing Hash Pipe by Weezer
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Who wants to go Christmas caroling? We’re singing Hash Pipe by Weezer
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new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
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Gardening is a war against a more motivated opponent. I'm not fighting weeds; I'm fighting their will to live, which is stronger than mine.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Gardening is a war against a more motivated opponent. I'm not fighting weeds; I'm fighting their will to live, which is stronger than mine.
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Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
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Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
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“Quiet piggy“
“Ok Rapey”
“Ok Rapey”
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Quiet piggy“
“Ok Rapey”
“Ok Rapey”
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
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one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
August 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
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i really wish the word ‘mirror’ was a palindrome
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i really wish the word ‘mirror’ was a palindrome
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*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
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Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
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Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Working on boundaries with my parents (ring of salt around the house)
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I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock