Nathalie with an h
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Just a girl, standing in front of this app, wondering what to say
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Dear diary
Today I came super close to securing my sports bra on the first try, unfortunately I missed the hooks and almost took out an eye
No one told me exercise was this dangerous
Today I came super close to securing my sports bra on the first try, unfortunately I missed the hooks and almost took out an eye
No one told me exercise was this dangerous
December 11, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Dear diary
Today I came super close to securing my sports bra on the first try, unfortunately I missed the hooks and almost took out an eye
No one told me exercise was this dangerous
Today I came super close to securing my sports bra on the first try, unfortunately I missed the hooks and almost took out an eye
No one told me exercise was this dangerous
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Huey Lewis: *falls and breaks pelvis*
The News: Hip to repair
The News: Hip to repair
October 18, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Huey Lewis: *falls and breaks pelvis*
The News: Hip to repair
The News: Hip to repair
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Excuse me I was born multiple decades ago how dare you expect me to learn new things.
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Excuse me I was born multiple decades ago how dare you expect me to learn new things.
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"We'll find each other in the next life," she threatened.
April 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
"We'll find each other in the next life," she threatened.
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Establish dominance at Thanksgiving this year by keeping all the dishes that get passed to you.
November 27, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Establish dominance at Thanksgiving this year by keeping all the dishes that get passed to you.
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How many years is a panic-attack supposed to last?
November 27, 2024 at 7:59 AM
How many years is a panic-attack supposed to last?
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Fun game:
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
November 26, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Fun game:
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
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Who called the feminine product brand "Always" instead of "Periodically"?
September 26, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Who called the feminine product brand "Always" instead of "Periodically"?
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Falls off my seat and onto the floor
“I live here now”
“I live here now”
July 27, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Falls off my seat and onto the floor
“I live here now”
“I live here now”
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Be the awk you want to see in the ward
July 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Be the awk you want to see in the ward
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Elmo owes me money.
July 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Elmo owes me money.
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It is written that for every Bon Jovi there is an Evil Jovi counterpart committing unspeakable atrocities
July 15, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It is written that for every Bon Jovi there is an Evil Jovi counterpart committing unspeakable atrocities
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The world: Why do you drink so much?
Me: I’m a writer
The world: You’re a grant writer
Me: 🤫
Me: I’m a writer
The world: You’re a grant writer
Me: 🤫
July 15, 2024 at 6:42 PM
The world: Why do you drink so much?
Me: I’m a writer
The world: You’re a grant writer
Me: 🤫
Me: I’m a writer
The world: You’re a grant writer
Me: 🤫
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He died doing what he loved, and, partly, because he did not read the directions about doing what he loved
July 6, 2023 at 4:11 AM
He died doing what he loved, and, partly, because he did not read the directions about doing what he loved
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My 8yo was putting sunscreen on my back and said “it feels like I’m rubbing a pig”, in case anyone wonders why I’m drunk later.
July 16, 2024 at 12:13 AM
My 8yo was putting sunscreen on my back and said “it feels like I’m rubbing a pig”, in case anyone wonders why I’m drunk later.
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You don't know stress until your Sicilian girlfriend's dad says "take care of my daughter"
July 16, 2024 at 11:45 AM
You don't know stress until your Sicilian girlfriend's dad says "take care of my daughter"
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When I put on my jorts, I ask myself, “Are these sassy enough?” They never are.
June 13, 2024 at 3:36 AM
When I put on my jorts, I ask myself, “Are these sassy enough?” They never are.
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No coupon is really “expired” if you cry hard enough.
July 15, 2023 at 5:13 PM
No coupon is really “expired” if you cry hard enough.
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Someone needs to talk about how hard it is to stop when lining your lips, or filling in eyebrows. Before you know it, your lips and eyebrows are half your face and you don't even know how you got there
February 18, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Someone needs to talk about how hard it is to stop when lining your lips, or filling in eyebrows. Before you know it, your lips and eyebrows are half your face and you don't even know how you got there