Hundo P
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Hundo P
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· Aug 4
One of the funniest self owns is people complaining about how dumb people are at the airport and not realizing there's a separate airport for smart people they aren't invited to
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I took those triangle shaped pieces out of my cat's Meow Mix and boy did she get pissed.
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I took those triangle shaped pieces out of my cat's Meow Mix and boy did she get pissed.
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It was a scene right out of a time standing still, you asking me to pause it, me having already paused it as I'll never want any of our moments to end and actually I hit play again in the eternity it took you to ask, but it's over. We miss fighting in blockbuster
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It was a scene right out of a time standing still, you asking me to pause it, me having already paused it as I'll never want any of our moments to end and actually I hit play again in the eternity it took you to ask, but it's over. We miss fighting in blockbuster
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Well aren’t you just the brightest firefly in the jar…
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Well aren’t you just the brightest firefly in the jar…
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Them: *nothing*
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Them: *nothing*
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
Was saddened to hear of Dick Cheney's passing. In his honor I'll be killing a shit load of people for money.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Was saddened to hear of Dick Cheney's passing. In his honor I'll be killing a shit load of people for money.
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It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
You should be able to have as much daylight as you want, like you should be able to order it off a menu like you can with the weather
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You should be able to have as much daylight as you want, like you should be able to order it off a menu like you can with the weather
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In Hell there are no good haircuts.
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In Hell there are no good haircuts.
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I look at pistachios w such lust & crave that they just start flyin outta their shells. I don’t even have to break em, like calm the hell down—ur nuts
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I look at pistachios w such lust & crave that they just start flyin outta their shells. I don’t even have to break em, like calm the hell down—ur nuts
Google maps should include the time it takes to clear the peasantry from the outer bailey in the eta
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Google maps should include the time it takes to clear the peasantry from the outer bailey in the eta
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When a kid asks you why bad things happen to good ppl you gotta tell em that’s how superheroes are made
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When a kid asks you why bad things happen to good ppl you gotta tell em that’s how superheroes are made
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I can't complain but that's a very recent development, moments ago I recorded a complaint so I could complain along with it in stereo
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can't complain but that's a very recent development, moments ago I recorded a complaint so I could complain along with it in stereo
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Leaving healthy snacks out for the Time Goblins this year
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Leaving healthy snacks out for the Time Goblins this year
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
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Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.
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Give us Lord our daily fiber. Forgive us our diets' lack of fruits and vegetables. Save us from the leftover Halloween candy. Now and Later, Good & Plenty. Amen.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Give us Lord our daily fiber. Forgive us our diets' lack of fruits and vegetables. Save us from the leftover Halloween candy. Now and Later, Good & Plenty. Amen.
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I hate when ppl are like wanna hear a scary story like no I will fuck you up
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I hate when ppl are like wanna hear a scary story like no I will fuck you up
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How did Zeppelin remaster the Houses of the Holy album when it was already so god damn masterful it’s just these things that I wonder
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How did Zeppelin remaster the Houses of the Holy album when it was already so god damn masterful it’s just these things that I wonder
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How do I know that reality is just a human construct well for fun I said hey a squirrel with a subpar personality! and I didn't get a rejection letter
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How do I know that reality is just a human construct well for fun I said hey a squirrel with a subpar personality! and I didn't get a rejection letter
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.
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Went through your photos looking for recent pictures of you, but ended up liking all your wounds.
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Went through your photos looking for recent pictures of you, but ended up liking all your wounds.
Celebrated halloween this year by blowing up a dozen eggs in the microwave
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Celebrated halloween this year by blowing up a dozen eggs in the microwave