niko
@nkmds.bsky.social
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im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
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Accidentally had fully caffeinated coffee at like 930 and here’s the thing: i had a fantastic night. Are we sure this isn’t a better way to live? What if “sleep hygiene” stuff is just a psyop to make us weaker and sadder?
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Accidentally had fully caffeinated coffee at like 930 and here’s the thing: i had a fantastic night. Are we sure this isn’t a better way to live? What if “sleep hygiene” stuff is just a psyop to make us weaker and sadder?
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Next time a Republican whines when they get called a fascist, just remind them that Trump says he doesn't mind the label!
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Next time a Republican whines when they get called a fascist, just remind them that Trump says he doesn't mind the label!
the world: (on fire in a million ways and left to burn by people with more money than god)
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the world: (on fire in a million ways and left to burn by people with more money than god)
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
me this week: "i lucked out and found a SAD lamp at goodwill, so i could finally afford one. i applied some origami paper to make it look nicer! maybe $12 can fix my mental health"
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I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.
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Fan wiki timelines with intimidating auras.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fan wiki timelines with intimidating auras.
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Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
December 15, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Every post you ever made could have been a wish for a stray dog and lost housecat to become best friends during one magical Christmas Eve journey across New York City and you didn't do that. You didn't do that and now Roko's Basilisk is going to torture you
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two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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> go to "mom and pop" bakery
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
> go to "mom and pop" bakery
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
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Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
the togusa (gits 1995) to togusa (arise 2013) pipeline i encountered this year
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
the togusa (gits 1995) to togusa (arise 2013) pipeline i encountered this year
also after so many years of therapy im always going "a diagnosis isn’t the end its a trailmarker and it helps you navigate adapting how you work to the way you have to live, and there will be room for joy" but this week My ADHD Was A Beast Of Some Kind And Trying To Explode My Body With Hammers
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
also after so many years of therapy im always going "a diagnosis isn’t the end its a trailmarker and it helps you navigate adapting how you work to the way you have to live, and there will be room for joy" but this week My ADHD Was A Beast Of Some Kind And Trying To Explode My Body With Hammers
emerging from a 6 hour power nap (please don’t look at the way i live my life) to say, despite the oubliette my 80hd puts me through every time i need to do one task... i do love doing podcast tasks. and i have met so many cool people doing podcast tasks
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
emerging from a 6 hour power nap (please don’t look at the way i live my life) to say, despite the oubliette my 80hd puts me through every time i need to do one task... i do love doing podcast tasks. and i have met so many cool people doing podcast tasks
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between the clarinet appearing on samia's bloodless and the beautiful clarinet arrangements on the new mountain goats... year of the instrument. more people should put a clarinet in their band
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
between the clarinet appearing on samia's bloodless and the beautiful clarinet arrangements on the new mountain goats... year of the instrument. more people should put a clarinet in their band
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The "War of the Roses" refers to any clash between the minor league baseball teams of the small cities of York and Lancaster, Pennsylvania
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The "War of the Roses" refers to any clash between the minor league baseball teams of the small cities of York and Lancaster, Pennsylvania
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kojima could write philosophy, but baudrillard could never have written metal gear
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
kojima could write philosophy, but baudrillard could never have written metal gear
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After two decades of people wondering "what happened?" the question has finally been answered!
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
The BIG O II day has come, thanks for your patience everyone! Especially big thank you to @spacecolonystudios.bsky.social's Jon Durham, who provided an excellent perspective on the back half of Big O's story! Come see what we're talking about! osgpod.com/posts/2025-1...
Ep 0060 - The Big O - Part 2 (2004)
osgpod.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
After two decades of people wondering "what happened?" the question has finally been answered!
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
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IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
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"attention all bombshell milfs currently hunting with cruel determination for the most successful stock trader in manhattan," I say from every speaker in grand central station, "he is currently boarding the train to poughkeepsie" but it is a recording: I am already gone, on my way to new haven
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"attention all bombshell milfs currently hunting with cruel determination for the most successful stock trader in manhattan," I say from every speaker in grand central station, "he is currently boarding the train to poughkeepsie" but it is a recording: I am already gone, on my way to new haven
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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QANON: there is a secret cabal of elite pedophiles controlling the entire world communicating through a complex clandestine network of pizza shops, cafes, holdings companies and global consultancies via a secret and subtle code.
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
QANON: there is a secret cabal of elite pedophiles controlling the entire world communicating through a complex clandestine network of pizza shops, cafes, holdings companies and global consultancies via a secret and subtle code.
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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@irisjaycomics.bsky.social finished her absolute masterpiece of Alice, Niko, and Brian as the Major, Togusa, and Batou for the Year in the Shell! Check this shit out fr!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@irisjaycomics.bsky.social finished her absolute masterpiece of Alice, Niko, and Brian as the Major, Togusa, and Batou for the Year in the Shell! Check this shit out fr!!!
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.