niko
@nkmds.bsky.social
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im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
(icon art by @irisjaycomics.bsky.social 💕)
im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
(icon art by @irisjaycomics.bsky.social 💕)
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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> go to "mom and pop" bakery
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> go to "brick and mortar" store
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
> look inside
> entirely made of concrete
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
> go to "mom and pop" bakery
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
> look inside
> no traces of parental remains in the pastries
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Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
the togusa (gits 1995) to togusa (arise 2013) pipeline i encountered this year
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
the togusa (gits 1995) to togusa (arise 2013) pipeline i encountered this year
also after so many years of therapy im always going "a diagnosis isn’t the end its a trailmarker and it helps you navigate adapting how you work to the way you have to live, and there will be room for joy" but this week My ADHD Was A Beast Of Some Kind And Trying To Explode My Body With Hammers
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
also after so many years of therapy im always going "a diagnosis isn’t the end its a trailmarker and it helps you navigate adapting how you work to the way you have to live, and there will be room for joy" but this week My ADHD Was A Beast Of Some Kind And Trying To Explode My Body With Hammers
emerging from a 6 hour power nap (please don’t look at the way i live my life) to say, despite the oubliette my 80hd puts me through every time i need to do one task... i do love doing podcast tasks. and i have met so many cool people doing podcast tasks
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
emerging from a 6 hour power nap (please don’t look at the way i live my life) to say, despite the oubliette my 80hd puts me through every time i need to do one task... i do love doing podcast tasks. and i have met so many cool people doing podcast tasks
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between the clarinet appearing on samia's bloodless and the beautiful clarinet arrangements on the new mountain goats... year of the instrument. more people should put a clarinet in their band
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
between the clarinet appearing on samia's bloodless and the beautiful clarinet arrangements on the new mountain goats... year of the instrument. more people should put a clarinet in their band
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The "War of the Roses" refers to any clash between the minor league baseball teams of the small cities of York and Lancaster, Pennsylvania
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The "War of the Roses" refers to any clash between the minor league baseball teams of the small cities of York and Lancaster, Pennsylvania
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kojima could write philosophy, but baudrillard could never have written metal gear
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
kojima could write philosophy, but baudrillard could never have written metal gear
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After two decades of people wondering "what happened?" the question has finally been answered!
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
The BIG O II day has come, thanks for your patience everyone! Especially big thank you to @spacecolonystudios.bsky.social's Jon Durham, who provided an excellent perspective on the back half of Big O's story! Come see what we're talking about! osgpod.com/posts/2025-1...
Ep 0060 - The Big O - Part 2 (2004)
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November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
After two decades of people wondering "what happened?" the question has finally been answered!
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
The mystery behind Big O's ending has been solved by myself and the perpetually wonderful hosts @osgpod.bsky.social. Mecha community, anime fans, confused Toonami viewers everywhere; you're welcome.
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IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
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"attention all bombshell milfs currently hunting with cruel determination for the most successful stock trader in manhattan," I say from every speaker in grand central station, "he is currently boarding the train to poughkeepsie" but it is a recording: I am already gone, on my way to new haven
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"attention all bombshell milfs currently hunting with cruel determination for the most successful stock trader in manhattan," I say from every speaker in grand central station, "he is currently boarding the train to poughkeepsie" but it is a recording: I am already gone, on my way to new haven
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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QANON: there is a secret cabal of elite pedophiles controlling the entire world communicating through a complex clandestine network of pizza shops, cafes, holdings companies and global consultancies via a secret and subtle code.
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
QANON: there is a secret cabal of elite pedophiles controlling the entire world communicating through a complex clandestine network of pizza shops, cafes, holdings companies and global consultancies via a secret and subtle code.
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
Email to Jeevaction : I enjoyed noncing down the stairs pedophilically
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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@irisjaycomics.bsky.social finished her absolute masterpiece of Alice, Niko, and Brian as the Major, Togusa, and Batou for the Year in the Shell! Check this shit out fr!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@irisjaycomics.bsky.social finished her absolute masterpiece of Alice, Niko, and Brian as the Major, Togusa, and Batou for the Year in the Shell! Check this shit out fr!!!
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
bro my dog is leaning. he's slouching against the stove. he's propped up. also here's a beautiful sunset ig
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
bro my dog is leaning. he's slouching against the stove. he's propped up. also here's a beautiful sunset ig
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@hironennes.bsky.social has crushed it again
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
@hironennes.bsky.social has crushed it again
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It’s almost like if people tell you that to win you have to turn your back on poor people, or Muslims, or trans people, or immigrants, you can just say, “no, that’s immoral, we’re not doing that,” and keep doing good old fashioned organizing and campaigning and things will be ok
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s almost like if people tell you that to win you have to turn your back on poor people, or Muslims, or trans people, or immigrants, you can just say, “no, that’s immoral, we’re not doing that,” and keep doing good old fashioned organizing and campaigning and things will be ok
reaching heretofore unheard of levels of libbing out (donated via actblue for the first time since 2012). i just think mr. mamdani should have some walking around money. can $10 buy anything in new york city
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
reaching heretofore unheard of levels of libbing out (donated via actblue for the first time since 2012). i just think mr. mamdani should have some walking around money. can $10 buy anything in new york city
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Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
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Who was the Snapchat ghost when it was alive
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who was the Snapchat ghost when it was alive
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients