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just some guy [derogatory]
@nihillmatic.bsky.social
into pro wrestling, 16th century polyphony, and prison abolition
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things:

1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die

2) kids don’t need to know how to read

3) bring back God in our communities

4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook

Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I’m worried it can still get stupider
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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me and my coworkers are such prolific liars we're required to wear body cameras on the job. make $200k per year with overtime btw
July 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The spirit is willing but the flesh is gross.
July 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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this was our dead dog’s least favorite day of the year. not just because of the fireworks but also because he hated America.
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
June 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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you should be spending every moment of free time asleep
April 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Yeah flowers are pretty… pretty beautiful
March 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too
February 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything
January 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
December 25, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Now streaming for 24 hours before #AEWDynamite on 34th street at 8/7c only on TBS

Stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LJs...
December 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I am once again imploring everyone to listen to the Sharon Jones holiday album, basically the only holiday album that truly fucks
December 1, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.

[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]

Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I lack the deranged spirit and horny resolve of a poster and, as such, simply never post…
November 7, 2024 at 10:06 PM