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Iain
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Do not be an alien in my replies or quotes.

Never show me something that sucks.

They're always trying to hit me with their cars.
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Sometimes a film will make you reanalyze your entire life and what led you up to this moment where you saw these images
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If it's both a sofa and a bed it should be called a botha.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Stream is up! There's a countdown! Will they be rude? Almost certainly! 3 minutes!
Battle Tech - what are we, the geek squad?? The Battletech Stream is at 6pm!

@johnweinert1.bsky.social and I have been very good boys in the one stream we’ve done since our hiatus, will this monumental record continue? We’ll find out, tonight!

twitch.tv/mattfromalaska
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sudoku is a game for CEOs to lie about playing so they seem smart. "This guy is such a genius he spends half an hour every day remembering the numbers 1 to 9" wow!
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You mean Larva by James Gameboy?
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Computers used to turn the screen brightness down automatically when you unplugged them and turn it up when you plugged them in again. Then they took out that one nice feature and made it so when you try to update your resume it tells you to shoot yourself in the head.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They called Joseph Merrick 'The Elephant Man' because cameras were very bad back then so nobody knew what elephants looked like.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I love appearing only in flashbacks. More than that, I love to turn to the guy whose flashback it is and say "But that's not how it happened, is it?" and he'll say "No. No, you just kept walking. And I never saw you again", we tricked you, this one was a fantasy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Pluribus good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why don't they try doing a government shutup
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Folks there's a reason they don't call them Usocrats. Folks! Folks,
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Baba O'Riley
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Chuck Cheugy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you go into a black hole it turns you into a little man behind the bookshelf doing mischief.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You guys remember Mission Hill? You guys remember when TV used to look like stuff?
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The local optometrist would absolutely fucking hate it if their website let me see more than one pair of glasses at a time. They'd flip their shit if I could get any information about the glasses too.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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When I have conflict with a co-worker, I:
☑️ Try to see it from their point of view
☑️ Assert my position and stand my ground
☑️ Find a solution that works for everyone
✅ Stomp on them like-a the goomba. Wahoo!
August 31, 2023 at 10:55 PM
No way Bungonia is a real movie. You're making it up again. Just like Mank. Burgingia is Mank. "Oh do you go see Boboingo?" You can't trick me. Bubinga movie.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love when a franchise gives me content. Oh there's a new entry in this franchise! Shut the fuck
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Imagine the Goggomobil guy trying to find a mechanic today. You can't find anything anymore. He'd get the AI overview and it'd be nonsense.
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM