Iain
@iainnd.bsky.social
Do not be an alien in my replies or quotes.
Never show me something that sucks.
They're always trying to hit me with their cars.
Never show me something that sucks.
They're always trying to hit me with their cars.
Save a horse, fuck a cowboy
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Save a horse, fuck a cowboy
It's okay everyone, a week from now they might say they don't want to do all those war crimes that they've already done.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It's okay everyone, a week from now they might say they don't want to do all those war crimes that they've already done.
Do we still have to go to work tomorrow if there's war
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Do we still have to go to work tomorrow if there's war
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Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996
July 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996
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Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
Great night to search "orange" and find a bunch of dweebs to block
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Great night to search "orange" and find a bunch of dweebs to block
Basically CEOs get the big bucks because of the risk. You gotta make sure your company doesn't do bad stuff, or else you stop getting that money. If your cars explode or drive themselves into lakes and lock all the doors, no money. If your microblog app forces all users to look at CSAM, no money.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Basically CEOs get the big bucks because of the risk. You gotta make sure your company doesn't do bad stuff, or else you stop getting that money. If your cars explode or drive themselves into lakes and lock all the doors, no money. If your microblog app forces all users to look at CSAM, no money.
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
Powderfinger voice my-y penis
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Powderfinger voice my-y penis
Wife says, "Treatment is simple. Great magician Amazo is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll shrink the kids." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But honey... I shrunk the kids."
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Wife says, "Treatment is simple. Great magician Amazo is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll shrink the kids." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But honey... I shrunk the kids."
Every ChatGPT guy is a pedo now. That's the rule. Anybody who uses that shit, now I get to point to any of the Grok pedos and say "That's your mate, that guy's on your team".
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Every ChatGPT guy is a pedo now. That's the rule. Anybody who uses that shit, now I get to point to any of the Grok pedos and say "That's your mate, that guy's on your team".
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my bulldog was in a teleporter accident and came out the other end as a bugdoll
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 AM
my bulldog was in a teleporter accident and came out the other end as a bugdoll
If you make a game where keys are single-use items you should explain it's because the player character is a stubborn shithead who opens doors by pulling the turned key instead of using the handle and they refuse to learn.
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 AM
If you make a game where keys are single-use items you should explain it's because the player character is a stubborn shithead who opens doors by pulling the turned key instead of using the handle and they refuse to learn.
Grahms moi epp hes j'ennerhated inapprhoprhiet imejes ofe mahnors
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Grahms moi epp hes j'ennerhated inapprhoprhiet imejes ofe mahnors
I think if I bought an app and was trying to make it into "the everything app", I would start with like, putting a calendar in it. Maybe you could book a haircut with my app. "A button that instantly shows everyone k*ddie p*rno" wouldn't even be on my list. But I'm not a genius CEO so what do I know
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I think if I bought an app and was trying to make it into "the everything app", I would start with like, putting a calendar in it. Maybe you could book a haircut with my app. "A button that instantly shows everyone k*ddie p*rno" wouldn't even be on my list. But I'm not a genius CEO so what do I know
AI porno by its nature can only possibly be for illegal stuff that should have you sent to the worst prison they have in hell. There's so much porno out there. If the stuff you want to jack off to isn't already available, it can only be an illegal type of porno and you have an illness of the soul.
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
AI porno by its nature can only possibly be for illegal stuff that should have you sent to the worst prison they have in hell. There's so much porno out there. If the stuff you want to jack off to isn't already available, it can only be an illegal type of porno and you have an illness of the soul.
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this was the only thing of importance i did in 2025
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
this was the only thing of importance i did in 2025
she smoke on my water till I fire in the sky
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January 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
she smoke on my water till I fire in the sky
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If you circle every letter in a word search, technically, you win the game.
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If you circle every letter in a word search, technically, you win the game.
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Here's what I made for the NYE party: a music video for Jellicle Cake. Please enjoy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Here's what I made for the NYE party: a music video for Jellicle Cake. Please enjoy.
Auld acquaintance beef forgot
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Auld acquaintance beef forgot
Happy bedtime everybody
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy bedtime everybody
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A delicious holiday treat that warms the body, as the laughter of loved ones warms the soul. Rich and creamy, with familiar spices that wrap the senses in their embrace. What shall we call it? Winterspark? Snowfire?
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A delicious holiday treat that warms the body, as the laughter of loved ones warms the soul. Rich and creamy, with familiar spices that wrap the senses in their embrace. What shall we call it? Winterspark? Snowfire?
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea