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Nicole Funke-Casto
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Knitwear developer, cool mom, Blazer fan, local politics enjoyer
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RFK Jr lets the worm 🪱 take over for a little bit
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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there was a brief but important period in america when you saved your fanciest suit for the opportunity to be in a studio audience watching videos of people getting whacked in the nuts
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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people do not understand the movie Fight Club
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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We want to hear from you! Whether you walk, bike, or scoot on neighborhood greenways, let us know what issues you encounter on these greenways with this survey (open through Nov. 30):
survey123.arcgis.com/share/6b4e5f...
Bike bus and greenways public survey
A public survey to gather feedback and suggestions for improvement of bike and walking buses along greenways.
survey123.arcgis.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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(listening to my body)

What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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No Kings includes this asshole
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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HI EVERYONE! I wrote about The Materials Show, a big materials acquisition event for the Activewear Industry, and also the future of clothing in the face of IMPENDING CLIMATE AND PLASTIC CONSUMPTION APOCALYPSE for @defector.com! defector.com/the-future-o...
The Future Of The Sneaker Business First Requires A Future | Defector
PORTLAND, ORE. — Global capitalism begins with apparel. Slaves were brought to the American South from West Africa to do farm labor, and by the 19th century that largely meant cotton, a ubiquitous puf...
defector.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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reverse air bud about a man entering a dog fighting ring
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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if andrew cuomo hates socialism so much why did he choose to be publicly owned
cuomo announced he's running third-party and mamdani responded by dropping a link to his own fundraising site in the replies lol
July 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
July 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’d say a majority of fashion designers could not draft a pattern, much less sew a garment themselves. They mostly just draw pictures of clothes in illustrator for someone in Asia to figure out.
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

It is good and proper in a well-kept library to dispose of books.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Almost all of the bugs and problems and breakage in the software you use is known to the engineers, we just aren't allowed to fix it. Gotta ship new features.
June 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Incredibly satisfying stuff
this 48-second video of a protest in ontario, california is top-tier storytelling 🤌🏽🤌🏽
June 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m sorry, what?
May 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Chicago Style Pizzaballa
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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can we get a breathalyzer ignition interlock, but for the pentagon front door
April 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I grew up with a kid who had a serious behavioral disorder, transitioned in their early 20’s (mid aughts) and became super well adjusted. They became the person they always wanted to be. What’s not to like?
cis folks, i'm curious for you to share answers, if you want:

what made you start caring about trans rights? who'd you know/what happened? tell me the story.
April 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM