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Protik Islam-Jakobsson
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Sometimes I think; sometimes I am.

Swedish dad, neurologist, giraffe rotator. PhD candidate researching atypical parkinsonian disorders and methods of procrastination.

Pluralist in the streets // atheist in the sheets.

we stan Kant
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lmao can't believe they got away with this
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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I don’t think I posted this one last night. This is when the horses were moving and you can hear the lady next to me also filming with her concerns for public safety. We were kettled.
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
damn, i almost fell for— wait what?!
So weird that these aren't all the same guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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America should have tribunals
I'm just a liberal squish, but I think America should not have concentration camps.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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The US was so obsessed with Iran that it became Iran
This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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anything worth doing is worth doing badly ❤️
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
lol i half expected to see bbcode... talk about a blast from the past
They showed this trailer for an anti-evolution movie
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
det är väl det enda sättet att få aktivklubbkidsen att låta sig integreras
Varje gång Forssell ska försvara migrationspolitiken hänvisar han till att den är nödvändig för att klara integrationen. Men han får aldrig följdfrågor hur upphävandet av permanenta uppehållstillstånd eller att slänga ut folk som etablerat sig här bidrar till det.
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
post a banger that isn't in English

don't smile challenge—difficulty level: impossible
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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- Notice anything different?
-no
-let me zip down my coat a bit more
-now?
-what a blue and red shirt?
-ugh here “takes off winter coat”
-oh yeah nice shirt

huge launch.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Me: Is this really necessary?

Divorce Court Judge: I’d like to see it

*bailiff plays video of me doing the robot*
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
i guess it's time for skytok
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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this weekend, good friend told me his father - US Citizen - got stopped recently on the Hill by police (not MPD, thought it was Capitol police)

Had his ID but cop called ICE anyway - no reason for the stop or calling ICE except he's latino

A Kavanaugh stop right near Kavanaugh's work place
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
They must be ready to move on day 1. Make these crooks unemployable.
Jamie Conrad explains how state courts and bar associations have traditionally policed government lawyers’ professional conduct and what more they can be doing to investigate Justice Department lawyers who act as though neither the law nor professional ethics rules apply to them.
Senior Government Lawyers Are Shirking Ethics Rules With Impunity
State courts and bar associations must counter false—and dangerous—claims that state ethics rules don't apply to high federal officials.
www.lawfaremedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
America should have tribunals
I'm just a liberal squish, but I think America should not have concentration camps.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The thorniest doctrinal matter to sort out will be the question of military strikes on squeeze days
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Rogue state ass behavior, and the purported defenders of the rules-based int'l order have nothing to say
incredible headline, I wonder if there are other ways to describe “giving yourself more control” over things you don’t own
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
this is the way
we are the algorithm
Hah yes - I just genuinely like having a hyperactive following feed
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
He is that, but let's not forget Tom Homan's also a—
It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Fun fact: in French queer slang 67 is used to say "cishet" (because 6-7 is said "six-sept")
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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inspired by a student's drawing
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
incandescent loser energy lmao
Bari Weiss bravely invites us to focus on the real fascism in Minneapolis
www.thefp.com/p/mob-rule-c...
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM