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is butterbean ok?
Et tu Pete?
Orioles fan: "Are you able to sign my ball? My buddy is a big Mets fan and he wasn't able to make it today"

Pete Alonso: "Womp womp"
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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The clearest evidence that Puerto Rico is part of the United States is that their World Baseball Classic team keeps getting screwed over by health insurance.
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Mets are the best?
Preseason Playoff Chances,
2026 vs. 2025 (fangraphs):

+29% DET
+18% SEA TOR NYM
+15% PIT
+14% CHC
+11% ATH
+9% SF
+8% BAL
+7% MIL MIA
+5% NYY
+3% BOS
+1% LAA CWS
0% COL
-1% CIN
-2% WSH
-4% LAA KC
-6% PHI ATL
-8% SD
-12% CLE
-13% HOU
-15% STL
-17% TB
-20% TEX
-23% MIN
-31% ARI
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Shanson900: Jeff I talked to my girl in bed last night after the movie and she said u remine her of Turtle LOL

Jeevacation: No u r Turtel
Guy in the Epstein Files desperate to see the Entourage movie with Jeffrey Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Seems fucked up that government agents are wearing skull masks.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Carlos Beltrán will officially wear a Mets cap on his Baseball Hall of Fame plaque 👏
February 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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This graphic lololololol
White Sox are adding bidets in their clubhouse as requested by Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami

"One thing he did notice is we didn’t have a bidet in our locker room. That’s new to him. It was like, ‘Ok, that’s new. We can do that.’” -GM Chris Getz

(via @scottmerkin)
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ordered a dozen donuts and the old donut lady gave me one extra and said "I love you".
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Tired: Re-train ICE agents.

Wired: Abolish ICE and prosecute those involved.

Inspired: Get agents to [checks notes] follow the already-established law.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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"In theater" is a military term that refers to a wartime theater of operations. ICE and CBP agents are in Minnesota, which is one of the United States. The enemy in this military operation are citizens of Minnesotans and the United States.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?

HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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this is explicitly forbidden by the fourth amendment, there should not need to be "guidance" because it is IN THE CONSTITUTION & in fact the drafters used these exact examples in constructing the amendment
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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This is why following sports is helpful! This phrasing = she's about to be relieved of her duties on a Friday morning and assistant coach Kyle Neptune will be the interim coach for Sunday's game vs. the Pelicans.
Leavitt: "He still has confidence and trust in Secretary Noem"
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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this kind of stuff was happening to people even when you liked the president too. wrong is wrong is wrong is wrong. need to stay consistent on that message even when the president smiles at you.
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far

they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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i am once again asking my beloved philadelphia eagles to do the right thing and hire a dirtbag 22-year-old madden streamer named like weeeeeed_bone who scores 67 points every game for the memes as their new offensive coordinator
January 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Melissa Joan Hart is a legit card carrying conservative republican we are through the looking glass.
Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Alex and tens of thousands of Minnesotans have boldly defended their neighbors against the murderous occupation of an American city by the federal government. I am enraged and heartbroken for Alex, his family, Minneapolis, and America.
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Alex Jeffrey Pretti was an ICU nurse at a VA hospital. His life, through his profession, was dedicated to serving his community and our country.

As so many have now seen on video, his final act before he was killed by federal agents was doing everything in his power to protect his community.
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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I found this bit, by a journalist who has written about CBP and ICE for many years, to be really instructive on how shockingly and persistently lawless those agencies, and especially CBP, have been for their entire existence, for more or less the same reason. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...
"ICE 101" — How Trump changed ICE and CBP into a fascist secret police
ICE and CBP are fatally flawed products of the post-9/11 War on Terror — now Trump has weaponized those very flaws to occupy America.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
January 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM