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jacki
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Queen of the Harpies.

40-something who likes classic rock and has a noticeable swearing problem. White Sox Bluesky standard-bearer.

Baseball and Dr Pepper.
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When someone's nice to me for no apparent reason
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I went to a wedding on Halloween and the brides are sending me photos their photographer took with me in them.

(I asked if there were any normal ones. The answer was a quick “no.” )
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“If you were the Washington Nationals, the score bug would say w00t.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is my new vacuum amazing, or was our old vacuum sneakily awful?
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In mid-August, I started a workout routine that I’ve actually stuck to.
It changed my mindset from intensity to consistency, and it’s really helped. I go M-F and rest weekends.

I haven’t missed a workout since August 11th.

I’ve never been this (voluntarily) consistent in my life.
Every year around this time I do the same thread and it has been a lot of fun.

Tell me something you did in 2025 that you're proud of that you want everyone to know about. Did you write a book? Did you get a promotion? Did you survive the year?

I want to spend the end of the year celebrating you.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My cousin is also like the father of modern podcasting and is friends with lots of celebs, but we don’t really talk, does that count??
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I always tell the same story, so long time followers already know this, but I ran into Mark Buehrle on the suite level during a game he was actively pitching.

(He was making a quick visit to to some friends between innings.)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Aw nuts
Ian Rapoport: Bears LB Noah Sewell, who has been a key part of the defense especially with all the injuries to the position, is believed to have torn his Achilles, sources say. He'll have an MRI to confirm.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Chicago bluesky: ‘Oh God.’
Bay Area bluesky: ‘Oh God!’
everyone else: ‘we want Scorigami’
December 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ok, well, good luck, everyone
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You should know that I’m sitting in the same spot I was sitting in for the fourth quarter last week, so if the bears lose, it’s not my fault
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
See this is what I’m saying
There needs to be a feature on my TV where I can mute the commentators but not the rest of the game sound. This skeet is sponsored by the comparison of Caleb THE ICEMAN Williams to friggin' Rodgers. I mean...
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My timeline right now is Bears and 49ers fans taking turns complaining about their defense
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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And now to just relax by putting my new Beatles anthology record with the others…. OH GOD WHY
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Frets aside, how many pickups does a Rickenbacker 325 Capri have?
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Ludwig changed their logo I guess
December 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Time of Possession:

Bears: 8:04

49ers: 21:56

Honestly, it’s a wonder this is still a one score game.
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oof
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Maybe he WANTED to be held maybe he was lonely hashtag bears
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Okay, if the Bears win I'll finish the stale bottle of Malört.
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lotta scorin
Lotta flags
December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“You know what I’d like to invent? A little thing that will throw this ball for the dog so I don’t have to.”

“Yeah; they have those.”

“Oh…

…you know what I’d like to buy?”
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM