Gamecock Colonel
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Birmingham’s worst twitter account. Occasional bad takes. Suffering Lifelong Gamecock
Tired: WWII invading France
WIRED: WWIII invading France
WIRED: WWIII invading France
France correctly approaching the exposure of an international pedophile ring as a prosecutorial problem; not taking the American route of doing damage control for the elite.
French prosecutors are reviewing the Epstein files and ties to French nationals to determine any criminal wrongdoing.
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Tired: WWII invading France
WIRED: WWIII invading France
WIRED: WWIII invading France
Imagine relying on Bubba Watson to cut your tv promos
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Imagine relying on Bubba Watson to cut your tv promos
The whole thing about LIV generally sucking is that they are just trying too hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The whole thing about LIV generally sucking is that they are just trying too hard
Just hate to see it for LSU. Absolutely hate to see it.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Just hate to see it for LSU. Absolutely hate to see it.
HOW MANY KIM? HOW MANY WILL IT BE?
HOW MANY DALMATION PUPPIES WILL KIM MULKEY DROWN TONIGHT AFTER THIS GAME??
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
HOW MANY KIM? HOW MANY WILL IT BE?
HOW MANY DALMATION PUPPIES WILL KIM MULKEY DROWN TONIGHT AFTER THIS GAME??
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
HOW MANY DALMATION PUPPIES WILL KIM MULKEY DROWN TONIGHT AFTER THIS GAME??
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL HE KILL DUE TO HAVING A CERTAIN SET OF SKILLS?
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL HE KILL DUE TO HAVING A CERTAIN SET OF SKILLS?
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
This is how you know you’ve married correctly and upwards
February 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This is how you know you’ve married correctly and upwards
THEY CANT DO THIS *AND* HAVE DANA WHITE ON THE BROADCAST TBD
Why did I spend part of the afternoon ripping around Daytona in the NASCOOLER?
A. I love a good time.
B. It was a chance to learn more about #NASCAR switching up its messaging for 2026 and beyond.
(not me in the photo. I don't like being on camera).
fanbuzz.com/racing/nasca...
A. I love a good time.
B. It was a chance to learn more about #NASCAR switching up its messaging for 2026 and beyond.
(not me in the photo. I don't like being on camera).
fanbuzz.com/racing/nasca...
The NASCOOLER is far more than a cool concept; it's a message to fans
The NASCOOLER may deliver thrills to its drivers, but it also represents something more important to NASCAR.
fanbuzz.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
THEY CANT DO THIS *AND* HAVE DANA WHITE ON THE BROADCAST TBD
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Why did I spend part of the afternoon ripping around Daytona in the NASCOOLER?
A. I love a good time.
B. It was a chance to learn more about #NASCAR switching up its messaging for 2026 and beyond.
(not me in the photo. I don't like being on camera).
fanbuzz.com/racing/nasca...
A. I love a good time.
B. It was a chance to learn more about #NASCAR switching up its messaging for 2026 and beyond.
(not me in the photo. I don't like being on camera).
fanbuzz.com/racing/nasca...
The NASCOOLER is far more than a cool concept; it's a message to fans
The NASCOOLER may deliver thrills to its drivers, but it also represents something more important to NASCAR.
fanbuzz.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Why did I spend part of the afternoon ripping around Daytona in the NASCOOLER?
A. I love a good time.
B. It was a chance to learn more about #NASCAR switching up its messaging for 2026 and beyond.
(not me in the photo. I don't like being on camera).
fanbuzz.com/racing/nasca...
A. I love a good time.
B. It was a chance to learn more about #NASCAR switching up its messaging for 2026 and beyond.
(not me in the photo. I don't like being on camera).
fanbuzz.com/racing/nasca...
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I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
You’re wearing a zipper vest when you sit down to poop
Do you unzip it or not?
Do you unzip it or not?
February 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
You’re wearing a zipper vest when you sit down to poop
Do you unzip it or not?
Do you unzip it or not?
Hell yes get this man a sponsor exemption to a pro-am #Callaway
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Hell yes get this man a sponsor exemption to a pro-am #Callaway
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We take it for granted now, but the raw flavor contained in a single 3 Piece Mixed Box from Popeyes would kill any 19th century Prussian field marshal
February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
We take it for granted now, but the raw flavor contained in a single 3 Piece Mixed Box from Popeyes would kill any 19th century Prussian field marshal
Watching LIV and it is some seriously, deeply, unserious golf
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Watching LIV and it is some seriously, deeply, unserious golf
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Every Daytona 500 highlight from this century is just one guy driving away from a crash that non-fans probably assume killed someone
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Every Daytona 500 highlight from this century is just one guy driving away from a crash that non-fans probably assume killed someone
Man this is great to see
After years of tireless advocacy by the community, the confederate flag on Highway I-85 is coming down!
We’ve finally stepped out of the 1800’s and into the present. This is our moment to show that Spartanburg stands for unity, and for the safety of every resident.
Let’s Elevate the Upstate!
We’ve finally stepped out of the 1800’s and into the present. This is our moment to show that Spartanburg stands for unity, and for the safety of every resident.
Let’s Elevate the Upstate!
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Man this is great to see
(I don’t think having Dana White on the truck race is making it any better to get new people interested)
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
(I don’t think having Dana White on the truck race is making it any better to get new people interested)