@okpoke.bsky.social
GoPokes / OkState CFB - BigXII - “Flaming Brand” enthusiast - “Τι έπινα?”- Socrates
Not here for a good time but here for a long time.
Not here for a good time but here for a long time.
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Nothing I love more than when a lawyer adds something not negotiated to a contract, like a 10 mile AOP.
February 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Nothing I love more than when a lawyer adds something not negotiated to a contract, like a 10 mile AOP.
Airports and airplanes are the worst. Stop hitting me in the head with your backpack.
The near-total absence of spatial awareness in outdoor spaces is one of those things that would make me furious if it didn't amaze me. People walk around as if no one or nothing else exists. Maybe it's the phones. I don't know.
February 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Airports and airplanes are the worst. Stop hitting me in the head with your backpack.
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Men only want one thing and it's (not) disgusting
Big. Dumb. Sandwich.
February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Men only want one thing and it's (not) disgusting
I hope he went out with his boots on.
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I hope he went out with his boots on.
Damm, not Robert Duvall!
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Damm, not Robert Duvall!
When in doubt:
make a
Big
Dumb
SANDWICH.
Big
Dumb
SANDWICH.
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
When in doubt:
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I like they we show respect to our drip coffee machines in America by branding them Mr. Coffee
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I like they we show respect to our drip coffee machines in America by branding them Mr. Coffee
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The Niagara Falls Song🇨🇦
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The Niagara Falls Song🇨🇦
In a little late here, but Wonderman is great!
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
In a little late here, but Wonderman is great!
Timeline cleansing floaty bear
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Timeline cleansing floaty bear
Rose are red
The ball is for tucking
The ball is for tucking
what do you MEAN fantasy football "has no fucking"
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Rose are red
The ball is for tucking
The ball is for tucking
Jersey Golf Dads. We’re gonna win.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Jersey Golf Dads. We’re gonna win.
Where’s the Hanna Barbera GOAT? The Laff-A-Lympics
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Where’s the Hanna Barbera GOAT? The Laff-A-Lympics
Double decker? How am I just learning about this?
Especially the Double Decker Oatmeal Crème Pies…in fact I’m going to treat myself to one right now
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Double decker? How am I just learning about this?
This is the energy I’m bringing into the weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is the energy I’m bringing into the weekend.
“You’re probably asking yourself, how did I get here”
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“You’re probably asking yourself, how did I get here”
Trump hasn’t been golfing in over a month. 🤞
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Trump hasn’t been golfing in over a month. 🤞
“flush arbitrage”
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
“flush arbitrage”
Radioactive hybrid terror pig!
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Radioactive hybrid terror pig!
Yes I am!
people on the internet are very very dumb
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Yes I am!
You do it off of the top of the reservoir, not the seat you neanderthal.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You do it off of the top of the reservoir, not the seat you neanderthal.
“Hotness inflation” is too damm high!
My official stance has always been that people should do whatever they want with their own bodies but I admit it’s annoying that all these cosmetic procedures have caused a sort of hotness inflation that I can’t afford to keep up with.
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
“Hotness inflation” is too damm high!