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okpoke.bsky.social
@okpoke.bsky.social
GoPokes / OkState CFB - BigXII - “Flaming Brand” enthusiast - “Τι έπινα?”- Socrates

Not here for a good time but here for a long time.
Pinned
Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
Nothing I love more than when a lawyer adds something not negotiated to a contract, like a 10 mile AOP.
February 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Airports and airplanes are the worst. Stop hitting me in the head with your backpack.
The near-total absence of spatial awareness in outdoor spaces is one of those things that would make me furious if it didn't amaze me. People walk around as if no one or nothing else exists. Maybe it's the phones. I don't know.
February 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Men only want one thing and it's (not) disgusting
Big. Dumb. Sandwich.
February 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I hope he went out with his boots on.
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Damm, not Robert Duvall!
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
When in doubt:
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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I like they we show respect to our drip coffee machines in America by branding them Mr. Coffee
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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The Niagara Falls Song🇨🇦
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
In a little late here, but Wonderman is great!
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Timeline cleansing floaty bear
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Rose are red
The ball is for tucking
what do you MEAN fantasy football "has no fucking"
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Jersey Golf Dads. We’re gonna win.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Where’s the Hanna Barbera GOAT? The Laff-A-Lympics
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Double decker? How am I just learning about this?
Especially the Double Decker Oatmeal Crème Pies…in fact I’m going to treat myself to one right now
February 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This is the energy I’m bringing into the weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“You’re probably asking yourself, how did I get here”
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Trump hasn’t been golfing in over a month. 🤞
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“flush arbitrage”
I saw this, now you have to too #PeakLinkedIn
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Yes I am!
people on the internet are very very dumb
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
You do it off of the top of the reservoir, not the seat you neanderthal.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Blanka is 60???
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
“Hotness inflation” is too damm high!
My official stance has always been that people should do whatever they want with their own bodies but I admit it’s annoying that all these cosmetic procedures have caused a sort of hotness inflation that I can’t afford to keep up with.
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM