Don Jenver
@donjenver.bsky.social
just trying to figure some things out right now
replace the presidents with various wildlife. starting with fish
I wish the United States would put cool fish on our money.
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
replace the presidents with various wildlife. starting with fish
exactly my kind of fun right here
Introducing: The 2026 Major League Soccer 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗞𝗶𝘁 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿
The definitive ranking engine for MLS jerseys.
Now with community results!
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The definitive ranking engine for MLS jerseys.
Now with community results!
bzzlghtyr.github.io/full-kit-ran...
2026 MLS Full Kit Ranker
Rank all 30 MLS kits for the 2026 season and see where your favorites land in the global community consensus.
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February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
exactly my kind of fun right here
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yesterday while on foot patrol I saw some eyes looking at me from under a bench. I investigated and found a Gilmore Girls vinyl and I posted a joke in a signal chat and someone checked it out, determined it was a dumped stolen package, and got it to the address.
so uh yeah I think we keep us safe
so uh yeah I think we keep us safe
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
yesterday while on foot patrol I saw some eyes looking at me from under a bench. I investigated and found a Gilmore Girls vinyl and I posted a joke in a signal chat and someone checked it out, determined it was a dumped stolen package, and got it to the address.
so uh yeah I think we keep us safe
so uh yeah I think we keep us safe
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@stevengodfrey.bsky.social This morning I listened to the Phantom Island ep about your Valencia fandom journey. From the beautiful backdrops in Andor to a bat on a crest drawing your eye, great story. In it you and Ryan talk about a 28-3 of soccer. I was wondering if anyone has shared any with you?
February 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social This morning I listened to the Phantom Island ep about your Valencia fandom journey. From the beautiful backdrops in Andor to a bat on a crest drawing your eye, great story. In it you and Ryan talk about a 28-3 of soccer. I was wondering if anyone has shared any with you?
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I’d like to point out that this is one of the EXACT scenarios women and girls are warned about as part of the “how to avoid getting raped/kidnapped/murdered” talk*
*Similar to Black parents talk about police violence, most mothers talk to daughters about managing the constant threat of assault/rape
*Similar to Black parents talk about police violence, most mothers talk to daughters about managing the constant threat of assault/rape
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I’d like to point out that this is one of the EXACT scenarios women and girls are warned about as part of the “how to avoid getting raped/kidnapped/murdered” talk*
*Similar to Black parents talk about police violence, most mothers talk to daughters about managing the constant threat of assault/rape
*Similar to Black parents talk about police violence, most mothers talk to daughters about managing the constant threat of assault/rape
i just did the muttley laugh after reading this
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Remember that time Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1) 13-10 in Columbus with their QB going 9/16 for 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs
When the buckeyes were ranked #2?
Violets are blue,
Remember that time Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1) 13-10 in Columbus with their QB going 9/16 for 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs
When the buckeyes were ranked #2?
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
i just did the muttley laugh after reading this
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Remember that time Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1) 13-10 in Columbus with their QB going 9/16 for 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs
When the buckeyes were ranked #2?
Violets are blue,
Remember that time Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1) 13-10 in Columbus with their QB going 9/16 for 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs
When the buckeyes were ranked #2?
February 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Remember that time Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1) 13-10 in Columbus with their QB going 9/16 for 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs
When the buckeyes were ranked #2?
Violets are blue,
Remember that time Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1) 13-10 in Columbus with their QB going 9/16 for 62 yards, 0 TDs and 2 INTs
When the buckeyes were ranked #2?
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i wish brady tkachuk a very [redacted]
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
i wish brady tkachuk a very [redacted]
Shout to everyone still on substack helping them grow their business!
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Shout to everyone still on substack helping them grow their business!
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This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This rules. I love how delighted they all look!
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The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
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y'all gotta stop placing all your hopes and dreams in the hands of bitchass white men—which is what Gavin Newsom is.
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
y'all gotta stop placing all your hopes and dreams in the hands of bitchass white men—which is what Gavin Newsom is.
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Why am I never going to shut up about how terrible Gavin Newsom is? Because I don't like this cross-platform inorganic effort to shut people up about how he much he sucks. I'm not letting a bunch of bots tell me what to do. It's pure oppositional defiance. Lol
August 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why am I never going to shut up about how terrible Gavin Newsom is? Because I don't like this cross-platform inorganic effort to shut people up about how he much he sucks. I'm not letting a bunch of bots tell me what to do. It's pure oppositional defiance. Lol
I'm blocking everyone who says anything positive about Newsom. Fuck him and fuck you.
I cannot think of an image that more succinctly displays how much dems are in bed with fascism and it wasn't even a mean leftist parody. Newsome just did this of his own accord.
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I'm blocking everyone who says anything positive about Newsom. Fuck him and fuck you.
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Look how cheerful he is standing next to a guy that was constantly in contact with Epstein.
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I cannot think of an image that more succinctly displays how much dems are in bed with fascism and it wasn't even a mean leftist parody. Newsome just did this of his own accord.
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Look how cheerful he is standing next to a guy that was constantly in contact with Epstein.
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The clap before he winds up is incredible
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The clap before he winds up is incredible
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i bet this will work and they'll never get out
Schefter: NFL prevailed in grievance vs. NFLPA on team report cards.
Future report cards won't be made public.
Future report cards won't be made public.
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i bet this will work and they'll never get out
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like people are saying this now!
The governor of CALIFORNIA who feels he has to throw marginalized groups under the bus to connect with the worst people imaginable is not a serious candidate
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
like people are saying this now!
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KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
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HE HAD A FUCKING NAZI TATTOO FOR FUCKING DECADES AND GOT IT 「 COVERED 」 WITH A FUCKING OBVIOUS NEO-NAZI DOG WHISTLE
HE WAS A RICH PRIVATE SCHOOL KID WHO VOLUNTEERED FOR FOUR FUCKING TOURS OF MURDERING BROWN PEOPLE THEN BECAME A FUCKING BLACKWATER MERCENARY
HE IS A FUCKING RAPE APOLOGIST
FUCK OFF
HE WAS A RICH PRIVATE SCHOOL KID WHO VOLUNTEERED FOR FOUR FUCKING TOURS OF MURDERING BROWN PEOPLE THEN BECAME A FUCKING BLACKWATER MERCENARY
HE IS A FUCKING RAPE APOLOGIST
FUCK OFF
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
HE HAD A FUCKING NAZI TATTOO FOR FUCKING DECADES AND GOT IT 「 COVERED 」 WITH A FUCKING OBVIOUS NEO-NAZI DOG WHISTLE
HE WAS A RICH PRIVATE SCHOOL KID WHO VOLUNTEERED FOR FOUR FUCKING TOURS OF MURDERING BROWN PEOPLE THEN BECAME A FUCKING BLACKWATER MERCENARY
HE IS A FUCKING RAPE APOLOGIST
FUCK OFF
HE WAS A RICH PRIVATE SCHOOL KID WHO VOLUNTEERED FOR FOUR FUCKING TOURS OF MURDERING BROWN PEOPLE THEN BECAME A FUCKING BLACKWATER MERCENARY
HE IS A FUCKING RAPE APOLOGIST
FUCK OFF
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WHY IS THE WHITE CHUD W THE NAZI TAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PICTURE??
America is so irredeemably racist and sexist. 💀
America is so irredeemably racist and sexist. 💀
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
WHY IS THE WHITE CHUD W THE NAZI TAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS PICTURE??
America is so irredeemably racist and sexist. 💀
America is so irredeemably racist and sexist. 💀