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Matt Stocaí Bána
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Is fánach an áit a bhfaighfeá gliomach
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October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
100% tip territory
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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if it ends up being true that Trump blew Bill Clinton, i'm not gonna make any jokes about it. i think it's nice that he did that
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Having a nice time in Louisville
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I read a book where the author stated that Great Britain can’t be expected to pay back the wealth it extracted from India partly because the amount would be so astronomical that they could never actually do it and it would just be all of their money forever.

They should have to do it anyway
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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when i first heard the name madison beer i genuinely didn’t realize that was a person, i thought that was like a product or somethinf
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I would have paid for early bird check in if i knew southwest lets group A board in front of the military
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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There were a series of petitions in France in 1977 to abolish the age of consent for reasons not a million miles from Megyn Kelly's remarks today.

Those pervs were French, what's Kelly's excuse?
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The picture of me I need to use to get through airport security vs current status
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
*gets in trouble* get the lady who got felt up during Beetlejuice The Musical on the phone now
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
*Guy who ate Italian food in Italy voice*

I saw the northern lights in Iceland
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ricky Steamboat’s real name is Dick Blood
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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will Mamdani be the first anti-Lutheran mayor of NYC?
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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being told “thank you for licking my boots” by your interview subject should be embarrassing right?
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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17th-19th century Irish scribal abbreviations that look like text-speak: numeral 8 edition

"beannacht" (x2), "Connacht"
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Things Fall Apart
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM