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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"DRUMS!" shouts Animal as his fellow Noise Marines, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, pour forth the power of Slaanesh across the battlefield, melting not just the faces, but the very souls, of the followers of the Corpse Emperor.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is also there. He is Fabius Bile.
Muppethammer 40K, the game about the grimdark muppet future
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Cold weather=Pho and football
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.

insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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We do however have Blake’s Lotaburger, which responded to Luigi’s arrest by producing an ad about how they would never snitch
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Just saw a Parkland survivor post about being on lock down at Brown University.

We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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come all you bold sailors and listen to me i'll sing you a song of the poop and the pee
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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There’s gonna be a big “inside the disastrous start to Bari Weiss’s CBS tenure” story with some of the most grim quotes imaginable at some point soon
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ESPN dumping out to a boner pill commercial *during play* in the Arizona-Alabama game.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Squirrel don't care
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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ME: [at the milkmaid store] anyways yeah I can’t go back there he said
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM