Dan Weiner
@danweiner.bsky.social
Bradley Chubb has reached several snap count and sack related performance incentive marks, HOWEVER Miami has to finish in the top 20 in scoring defense for him to get paid. They are 21st a tenth of a point behind Atlanta for 20th.
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Bradley Chubb has reached several snap count and sack related performance incentive marks, HOWEVER Miami has to finish in the top 20 in scoring defense for him to get paid. They are 21st a tenth of a point behind Atlanta for 20th.
AVN Clever Title of the Year odds dropped. Surprised there has never been a porno named The Loin King
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
AVN Clever Title of the Year odds dropped. Surprised there has never been a porno named The Loin King
This is a pretty awful performance from the 49ers with the 1 seed on the line.
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This is a pretty awful performance from the 49ers with the 1 seed on the line.
If another country had done to Venezuela what the United States just did the United States probably would've started a war with that country.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
If another country had done to Venezuela what the United States just did the United States probably would've started a war with that country.
🎶🎶 I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
🎶🎶 I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
Patrick Mahomes in an extra schmedium Oregon jersey because he lost a CFP bet
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Patrick Mahomes in an extra schmedium Oregon jersey because he lost a CFP bet
Cole Rusk sounds like "Cohle Rust" which was Matthew McConaughey's character in True Detective and Texas' tight end just declared for the draft.
It really makes you think.
It really makes you think.
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Cole Rusk sounds like "Cohle Rust" which was Matthew McConaughey's character in True Detective and Texas' tight end just declared for the draft.
It really makes you think.
It really makes you think.
Any time anyone tries to tell you bowl season is dying just tell them 3.1 million people watched UTSA beat FIU 57-20.
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Any time anyone tries to tell you bowl season is dying just tell them 3.1 million people watched UTSA beat FIU 57-20.
NBA free agency: it's 12:01am and every free agent has already signed a deal
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
NBA free agency: it's 12:01am and every free agent has already signed a deal
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
Georgia being allowed to grab facemasks whenever they feel like seems like an unfair advantage
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Georgia being allowed to grab facemasks whenever they feel like seems like an unfair advantage
Egregious officiating error on the missed facemask.
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Egregious officiating error on the missed facemask.
this photo of Gunner Stockton getting rocked earlier is elite work.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
this photo of Gunner Stockton getting rocked earlier is elite work.
*INDIANA* just handed Alabama its worst bowl loss ever.
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*INDIANA* just handed Alabama its worst bowl loss ever.
Better people's eyebrow: Curt Cignetti or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Better people's eyebrow: Curt Cignetti or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Nando had two wide open options on that TD pass. Get Alabama outta here.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Nando had two wide open options on that TD pass. Get Alabama outta here.
Curt Cignetti is already fed up with Kalen DeBoer's bullshit.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Curt Cignetti is already fed up with Kalen DeBoer's bullshit.
"We're in a world that makes no sense." - Joey McGuire, without context but also 100 percent correct
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"We're in a world that makes no sense." - Joey McGuire, without context but also 100 percent correct
Curt Cignetti didn't even bother getting a new CFP pullover
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Curt Cignetti didn't even bother getting a new CFP pullover
Who could've ever seen Texas Tech's offense not being good enough to win in the CFP except for anyone who has watched Tech's offense this year.
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Who could've ever seen Texas Tech's offense not being good enough to win in the CFP except for anyone who has watched Tech's offense this year.
my dog wants some champagne
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
my dog wants some champagne
Really enjoying Wake Up Dead Man
I'm talking about the movie, not Julian Sayin's performance against Miami
(My wife took the dog out to go potty which is why I'm posting)
I'm talking about the movie, not Julian Sayin's performance against Miami
(My wife took the dog out to go potty which is why I'm posting)
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Really enjoying Wake Up Dead Man
I'm talking about the movie, not Julian Sayin's performance against Miami
(My wife took the dog out to go potty which is why I'm posting)
I'm talking about the movie, not Julian Sayin's performance against Miami
(My wife took the dog out to go potty which is why I'm posting)
The Texas kick coverage unit paying homage to the 2005 Rose Bowl
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Texas kick coverage unit paying homage to the 2005 Rose Bowl
Ryan Wingo is hurt so they just put the #21 ranked player in the 2025 class in to replace. That works I guess.
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ryan Wingo is hurt so they just put the #21 ranked player in the 2025 class in to replace. That works I guess.