Dan Weiner
@danweiner.bsky.social
- Feleipe "ballpark" Franks
- WHEEEEEE
- AYOOOOOOO Werewolves of London
- the reaction to the Baker video
Our guy was in his bag @rkalland.bsky.social
- WHEEEEEE
- AYOOOOOOO Werewolves of London
- the reaction to the Baker video
Our guy was in his bag @rkalland.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
- Feleipe "ballpark" Franks
- WHEEEEEE
- AYOOOOOOO Werewolves of London
- the reaction to the Baker video
Our guy was in his bag @rkalland.bsky.social
- WHEEEEEE
- AYOOOOOOO Werewolves of London
- the reaction to the Baker video
Our guy was in his bag @rkalland.bsky.social
Arthur Blank wanted to hire Bill Belichick. That would've been a disaster.
For all of the faults for the Falcons front office, of which there are many, they had to come up with a plan to get him off that and picked a former Falcons assistant Blank liked.
Arthur Blank is the problem.
For all of the faults for the Falcons front office, of which there are many, they had to come up with a plan to get him off that and picked a former Falcons assistant Blank liked.
Arthur Blank is the problem.
The house cleaning in Atlanta was coming irrespective of the end of the season. Atlanta has had feelers to potential interviewees out for weeks. Blank pissed at being sold something by his FO during crossroads Belichick-Morris offseason
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Arthur Blank wanted to hire Bill Belichick. That would've been a disaster.
For all of the faults for the Falcons front office, of which there are many, they had to come up with a plan to get him off that and picked a former Falcons assistant Blank liked.
Arthur Blank is the problem.
For all of the faults for the Falcons front office, of which there are many, they had to come up with a plan to get him off that and picked a former Falcons assistant Blank liked.
Arthur Blank is the problem.
They did it
They did it before the Browns and Raiders fired their coaches
They did it before the Browns and Raiders fired their coaches
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
They did it
They did it before the Browns and Raiders fired their coaches
They did it before the Browns and Raiders fired their coaches
Travis Kelce ain't retiring after 2 catches for 10 yards from Chris Oladokun in a loss to the Raiders
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Travis Kelce ain't retiring after 2 catches for 10 yards from Chris Oladokun in a loss to the Raiders
Is Shane Steichen the new Jeff Fisher?
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Is Shane Steichen the new Jeff Fisher?
ESPN is using the D3 title game as counter programming for Sunday Night Football
North Central's Brad Spencer is 58-1 in four years at NCC. His only loss was in the 2023 title game when he went for 2 and the win instead of playing for overtime.
North Central's Brad Spencer is 58-1 in four years at NCC. His only loss was in the 2023 title game when he went for 2 and the win instead of playing for overtime.
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
ESPN is using the D3 title game as counter programming for Sunday Night Football
North Central's Brad Spencer is 58-1 in four years at NCC. His only loss was in the 2023 title game when he went for 2 and the win instead of playing for overtime.
North Central's Brad Spencer is 58-1 in four years at NCC. His only loss was in the 2023 title game when he went for 2 and the win instead of playing for overtime.
have you ever noticed that Riley Leonard looks like he could be Philip Rivers' second oldest kid?
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
have you ever noticed that Riley Leonard looks like he could be Philip Rivers' second oldest kid?
Raheem Morris' job wasn't in jeopardy after last week so I'm just going to enjoy sweeping the Saints.
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Raheem Morris' job wasn't in jeopardy after last week so I'm just going to enjoy sweeping the Saints.
I finally feel seen
Everyone's like "oh the NFC North is the best division because of the history" "the AFC North is the best division because of the rivalries" the NFC South is the best division because it never fucking matters and everyone still hates each others guts
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I finally feel seen
Out of playoff contention Atlanta Falcons are the greatest team in NFL history.
Since 2018, the Falcons are 43-74 (.368) when they enter the game with a chance to make the playoffs and 11-4 (.733) when they are eliminated before playing the game
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Out of playoff contention Atlanta Falcons are the greatest team in NFL history.
Another reason the Falcons are going to win today. They'll keep Raheem Morris and then just fire him in the middle of next season. The most pointless NFL franchise.
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Another reason the Falcons are going to win today. They'll keep Raheem Morris and then just fire him in the middle of next season. The most pointless NFL franchise.
Let me welcome Panthers to the infuriating nightmare of rooting for the Falcons.
The good news: with a win Arthur Blank is going to make the catastrophic decision to keep Raheem Morris.
The bad news: ::points to literally the entire history of the Atlanta Falcons::
The good news: with a win Arthur Blank is going to make the catastrophic decision to keep Raheem Morris.
The bad news: ::points to literally the entire history of the Atlanta Falcons::
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Let me welcome Panthers to the infuriating nightmare of rooting for the Falcons.
The good news: with a win Arthur Blank is going to make the catastrophic decision to keep Raheem Morris.
The bad news: ::points to literally the entire history of the Atlanta Falcons::
The good news: with a win Arthur Blank is going to make the catastrophic decision to keep Raheem Morris.
The bad news: ::points to literally the entire history of the Atlanta Falcons::
Bradley Chubb has reached several snap count and sack related performance incentive marks, HOWEVER Miami has to finish in the top 20 in scoring defense for him to get paid. They are 21st a tenth of a point behind Atlanta for 20th.
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Bradley Chubb has reached several snap count and sack related performance incentive marks, HOWEVER Miami has to finish in the top 20 in scoring defense for him to get paid. They are 21st a tenth of a point behind Atlanta for 20th.
AVN Clever Title of the Year odds dropped. Surprised there has never been a porno named The Loin King
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
AVN Clever Title of the Year odds dropped. Surprised there has never been a porno named The Loin King
This is a pretty awful performance from the 49ers with the 1 seed on the line.
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This is a pretty awful performance from the 49ers with the 1 seed on the line.
If another country had done to Venezuela what the United States just did the United States probably would've started a war with that country.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
If another country had done to Venezuela what the United States just did the United States probably would've started a war with that country.
🎶🎶 I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
🎶🎶 I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
I've traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this
I transferred myyyyyyyyyy way 🎶🎶
Patrick Mahomes in an extra schmedium Oregon jersey because he lost a CFP bet
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Patrick Mahomes in an extra schmedium Oregon jersey because he lost a CFP bet
Cole Rusk sounds like "Cohle Rust" which was Matthew McConaughey's character in True Detective and Texas' tight end just declared for the draft.
It really makes you think.
It really makes you think.
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Cole Rusk sounds like "Cohle Rust" which was Matthew McConaughey's character in True Detective and Texas' tight end just declared for the draft.
It really makes you think.
It really makes you think.
Any time anyone tries to tell you bowl season is dying just tell them 3.1 million people watched UTSA beat FIU 57-20.
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Any time anyone tries to tell you bowl season is dying just tell them 3.1 million people watched UTSA beat FIU 57-20.
NBA free agency: it's 12:01am and every free agent has already signed a deal
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
NBA free agency: it's 12:01am and every free agent has already signed a deal
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
MLB free agency: It's June and a guy who hit 55 home runs with a 1.113 OPS finally signed a one-year deal with Kansas City
Georgia being allowed to grab facemasks whenever they feel like seems like an unfair advantage
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Georgia being allowed to grab facemasks whenever they feel like seems like an unfair advantage
Egregious officiating error on the missed facemask.
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Egregious officiating error on the missed facemask.