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Nes Lessman
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he/him/idiot
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I’m prepared to like whatever dumb thing you say
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love isn't only for our partners and relatives. love is for everyone. love is unlimited, and love is free.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Humor is the best defense against the absurdity of life.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I thought this little account would help with my depression lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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can’t, my gen x syndrome is actin up
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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About to post another 3 like banger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I didnt used to exist as much as this
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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pushing my luck is all the exercise i need
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’m only up early bc naps exist
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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and I put on underwear for this?
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Just once could someone make wine from my tears
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There are only two acceptable musicals and they are both Grease
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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live. laugh. laundry.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Neither miserable, nor happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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"I know," I lied
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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ahh yes, another morning… fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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in the 80s the just say no campaign started while they were teaching us to sing puff the magic dragon
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Illusion is a fantastic escape from reality.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Everything is sexually suggestive to the insanely horny.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Statistically, I probably have a kid I don't know about.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM