Native Minnow
@nativeminnow.bsky.social
A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
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Live, laugh, lick a poison frog
Live, laugh, long for their demise.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Live, laugh, lick a poison frog
Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this
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Imagine me seductively stepping into my Sunday best.
Wrong. More dog hair.
Wrong. More dog hair.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Imagine me seductively stepping into my Sunday best.
Wrong. More dog hair.
Wrong. More dog hair.
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Zionism is terrorism.
Nazism is terrorism.
MAGA is terrorism.
Resistance to any of the above is not terrorism.
Nazism is terrorism.
MAGA is terrorism.
Resistance to any of the above is not terrorism.
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Zionism is terrorism.
Nazism is terrorism.
MAGA is terrorism.
Resistance to any of the above is not terrorism.
Nazism is terrorism.
MAGA is terrorism.
Resistance to any of the above is not terrorism.
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Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
Did they belieeeve in life after love??
do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Did they belieeeve in life after love??
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do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
do you think dinosaurs believed in love
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I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
My stomach growled and sounded exactly like Werewolves of London.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My stomach growled and sounded exactly like Werewolves of London.
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Did no one tell you life was going to be this way?
Is your job a joke? Are you broke? Love life DOA?
You may be entitled to me Being There for You™️
Is your job a joke? Are you broke? Love life DOA?
You may be entitled to me Being There for You™️
August 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Did no one tell you life was going to be this way?
Is your job a joke? Are you broke? Love life DOA?
You may be entitled to me Being There for You™️
Is your job a joke? Are you broke? Love life DOA?
You may be entitled to me Being There for You™️
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AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
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It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
If I had to do it all over again, I probably wouldn’t have dated the lady with multiple mug shots
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If I had to do it all over again, I probably wouldn’t have dated the lady with multiple mug shots
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either that guy in the truck ahead of me is burning oil or he’s just elected a new pope
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
either that guy in the truck ahead of me is burning oil or he’s just elected a new pope
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a scorpion in a lollipop would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
a scorpion in a lollipop would fix me
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I have to do an errand that I’ve been putting off for three days. Once I arrive there, the errand will take less than five minutes. But errands are contagious and I know if I accomplish that errand I will have to do several others.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have to do an errand that I’ve been putting off for three days. Once I arrive there, the errand will take less than five minutes. But errands are contagious and I know if I accomplish that errand I will have to do several others.
Remember when weekends were for doing fun things like road trips and spending time with friends rather than stupid bullshit things like dealing with fallen leaves with a mulcher vacuum?
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Remember when weekends were for doing fun things like road trips and spending time with friends rather than stupid bullshit things like dealing with fallen leaves with a mulcher vacuum?
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Every day I hurry past this hand so it can't grab me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Every day I hurry past this hand so it can't grab me.
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
You ever just love your dog so much you lie down next to him/her while they’re trying to sleep and piss them off by invading their space?
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You ever just love your dog so much you lie down next to him/her while they’re trying to sleep and piss them off by invading their space?
My girlfriend is attracted to Q-tips
Years ago my hair stylist told me my color would come back when I was less stressed. Anyway, my hair is basically white now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My girlfriend is attracted to Q-tips
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ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
Years ago my hair stylist told me my color would come back when I was less stressed. Anyway, my hair is basically white now.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Years ago my hair stylist told me my color would come back when I was less stressed. Anyway, my hair is basically white now.
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I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic