Native Minnow
@nativeminnow.bsky.social
A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this
My dog’s name is Otis, but sometimes he’s Dog-Dog-Dog, Oatsie Oats, Squeakers, Grumpy Face, Mr. Stinky, Velvet Meatball, Flappy Ears, Farty Boy, and Meathead.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My dog’s name is Otis, but sometimes he’s Dog-Dog-Dog, Oatsie Oats, Squeakers, Grumpy Face, Mr. Stinky, Velvet Meatball, Flappy Ears, Farty Boy, and Meathead.
When you mock me, this is who you’re making fun of
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When you mock me, this is who you’re making fun of
Well you see, Otis is a large muscular pitbull mix with a bit of an attitude
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well you see, Otis is a large muscular pitbull mix with a bit of an attitude
Anyway, Ozzie was the absolute bestest boi ever and we will miss him forever. So many fond memories to look back on. He passed peacefully after letting us know it was time.
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anyway, Ozzie was the absolute bestest boi ever and we will miss him forever. So many fond memories to look back on. He passed peacefully after letting us know it was time.
Someone loves his comforts but occasionally gets a little too warm
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone loves his comforts but occasionally gets a little too warm
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
The year is 12,025 AD. An archaeological find has researchers puzzled about our gods. What were the roles of each?
August 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The year is 12,025 AD. An archaeological find has researchers puzzled about our gods. What were the roles of each?
Saw this in the grocery store and my sweet tooth made me buy it
August 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saw this in the grocery store and my sweet tooth made me buy it
Name a NON LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
(He’s no bloody lord)
(He’s no bloody lord)
August 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Name a NON LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
(He’s no bloody lord)
(He’s no bloody lord)
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
August 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
Didn’t die. But did have to leave soon after arriving because a storm was rolling in. Great views though.
August 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Didn’t die. But did have to leave soon after arriving because a storm was rolling in. Great views though.
Horrifying if literal
August 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Horrifying if literal
Can you find my dog in this photo?
July 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Can you find my dog in this photo?
I tried to sneakily take a cell phone picture of IceT and Coco walking down the street in Park City during the Sundance Film Festival and he saw me and gave a quick thumbs up before hopping into an SUV limo and I got this blurry picture
July 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I tried to sneakily take a cell phone picture of IceT and Coco walking down the street in Park City during the Sundance Film Festival and he saw me and gave a quick thumbs up before hopping into an SUV limo and I got this blurry picture
Me after slapping a mosquito and getting blood all over my arm, unsure if it’s all my blood
July 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me after slapping a mosquito and getting blood all over my arm, unsure if it’s all my blood
“You got any more of that there, uh, meat? I’ve heard good things about meat.”
- Our Dogs, definitely not begging
- Our Dogs, definitely not begging
July 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“You got any more of that there, uh, meat? I’ve heard good things about meat.”
- Our Dogs, definitely not begging
- Our Dogs, definitely not begging
Me and my Bluesky bubble
June 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Me and my Bluesky bubble
Yesterday was the anniversary of me taking the best photo of my dog. He thiccc.
June 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yesterday was the anniversary of me taking the best photo of my dog. He thiccc.
6:35 am. I send the dogs outside to pee. Otis immediately starts barking at a squirrel. This is why we’re the neighborhood favorites.
May 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
6:35 am. I send the dogs outside to pee. Otis immediately starts barking at a squirrel. This is why we’re the neighborhood favorites.
Even though it’s warming up a certain doggy boy likes to be tucked in
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Even though it’s warming up a certain doggy boy likes to be tucked in
The average American has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The average American has three friends
What if we kissed at Tillicum Beach?
April 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What if we kissed at Tillicum Beach?