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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
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Stupidity is our #1 growth industry.
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Stupidity is our #1 growth industry.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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I think one of the things that non-evangelicals find most annoying about evangelicals is when they claim that other people can’t lead happy and fulfilling lives unless they believe in the same things that they do.
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think one of the things that non-evangelicals find most annoying about evangelicals is when they claim that other people can’t lead happy and fulfilling lives unless they believe in the same things that they do.
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You can admire the optimism, and still think it might be bad for business
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You can admire the optimism, and still think it might be bad for business
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Winter is for crock pot stew.
February 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Winter is for crock pot stew.
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Part of the problem in America is that too many think they know more than they actually do while also not having the ability to be challenged and learn
January 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Part of the problem in America is that too many think they know more than they actually do while also not having the ability to be challenged and learn
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Pretty cool being old and getting expressions burned into your face like a plasma tv
January 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Pretty cool being old and getting expressions burned into your face like a plasma tv
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she's a 10 but yells 'fire in the hole!' when she cums
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
she's a 10 but yells 'fire in the hole!' when she cums
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I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
January 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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BIRD FACT: studies have shown that corvids exhibit signs of intelligence above that of most primates, including planning tasks in advance, building complex tools to solve elaborate problems, and not being goddamn nazis
January 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
BIRD FACT: studies have shown that corvids exhibit signs of intelligence above that of most primates, including planning tasks in advance, building complex tools to solve elaborate problems, and not being goddamn nazis
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I don't want AI. I want a toaster that toasts bread evenly
January 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don't want AI. I want a toaster that toasts bread evenly
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guy who's addicted to lunch [eating a sandwich at 9 pm]: hey, it's 12 o'clock somewhere
November 26, 2024 at 11:47 PM
guy who's addicted to lunch [eating a sandwich at 9 pm]: hey, it's 12 o'clock somewhere
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“See those happy little trees over there? That’s where I made my first kill.”
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
“See those happy little trees over there? That’s where I made my first kill.”
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I heard a great joke today.
My doctor said 'Don't eat anything fatty.'
I said 'What, like bacon?'
He said, 'No, Fatty, don't eat anything!'
My doctor said 'Don't eat anything fatty.'
I said 'What, like bacon?'
He said, 'No, Fatty, don't eat anything!'
November 24, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I heard a great joke today.
My doctor said 'Don't eat anything fatty.'
I said 'What, like bacon?'
He said, 'No, Fatty, don't eat anything!'
My doctor said 'Don't eat anything fatty.'
I said 'What, like bacon?'
He said, 'No, Fatty, don't eat anything!'
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This is who I am. This is what I do. Wishing Rainbows for all.🌈
November 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
This is who I am. This is what I do. Wishing Rainbows for all.🌈
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Aries: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll die from cosmic radiation halfway there.
November 24, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Aries: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll die from cosmic radiation halfway there.
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Wait. Hear me out.
An advent calendar filled with Ativan.
An ativant calendar.
An advent calendar filled with Ativan.
An ativant calendar.
November 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Wait. Hear me out.
An advent calendar filled with Ativan.
An ativant calendar.
An advent calendar filled with Ativan.
An ativant calendar.
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I love this place. It's jokes, it's pet pictures and it's me trying not to lose my mind.
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I love this place. It's jokes, it's pet pictures and it's me trying not to lose my mind.
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This moment in Bluesky is a great example of how joy itself can be defiance and resistance.
We are just hanging out, shitposting, being silly, happy, and normal. It is being treated as if it is transgressive, opting out of the endless negativity. Because in a way, it is.
Joy is my favorite weapon.
We are just hanging out, shitposting, being silly, happy, and normal. It is being treated as if it is transgressive, opting out of the endless negativity. Because in a way, it is.
Joy is my favorite weapon.
November 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
This moment in Bluesky is a great example of how joy itself can be defiance and resistance.
We are just hanging out, shitposting, being silly, happy, and normal. It is being treated as if it is transgressive, opting out of the endless negativity. Because in a way, it is.
Joy is my favorite weapon.
We are just hanging out, shitposting, being silly, happy, and normal. It is being treated as if it is transgressive, opting out of the endless negativity. Because in a way, it is.
Joy is my favorite weapon.
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ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to take six pills every morning just to feel normal
November 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to take six pills every morning just to feel normal
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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*points to fridge* ...and this is where I keep my feelings.
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
*points to fridge* ...and this is where I keep my feelings.