Cooperstreaming ♿️
@cooperstreaming.bsky.social
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
Serving cunt and also fish
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Serving cunt and also fish
Girls being girls is begging your best friend to be gentle & kind to herself, when you are never gentle or kind to yourself.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Girls being girls is begging your best friend to be gentle & kind to herself, when you are never gentle or kind to yourself.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
Apparently my DMs have been down for about a month.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Apparently my DMs have been down for about a month.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
The internet creates strange little landmarks for memory. Spotify tells me I had a song on loop last January 2nd. Suddenly I remember I was sad that day, and what I was sad about.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The internet creates strange little landmarks for memory. Spotify tells me I had a song on loop last January 2nd. Suddenly I remember I was sad that day, and what I was sad about.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
When I die, I hope heaven is a Tiny Desk concert.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
When I die, I hope heaven is a Tiny Desk concert.
I started telling someone today that I had an irrational fear of male therapists, only to consider it for a moment and realize it's not irrational at all. I've experienced three male therapists in my life and all of three of them did something unethical and dangerous to me.
Scary little fuckers.
Scary little fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I started telling someone today that I had an irrational fear of male therapists, only to consider it for a moment and realize it's not irrational at all. I've experienced three male therapists in my life and all of three of them did something unethical and dangerous to me.
Scary little fuckers.
Scary little fuckers.
The best thing about not being a conservative is I don't have to pretend that I like Kid Rock's music.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The best thing about not being a conservative is I don't have to pretend that I like Kid Rock's music.
We're doing blue checks now?
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We're doing blue checks now?
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
Fun fact: I've been to the Magic Castle a few times and once I was pulled from the audience to participate in a trick with a world class magician.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Fun fact: I've been to the Magic Castle a few times and once I was pulled from the audience to participate in a trick with a world class magician.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
The funniest thing about my hometown is that it sucks so much it's been used to portray literal hell in more than one piece of media.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The funniest thing about my hometown is that it sucks so much it's been used to portray literal hell in more than one piece of media.
Things I irrationally hate with the fire of 1,000 suns:
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Things I irrationally hate with the fire of 1,000 suns:
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
They're going to make sequels to Wicked, a story with a clear beginning, middle, and end, because as the great Tina Fey once said,
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They're going to make sequels to Wicked, a story with a clear beginning, middle, and end, because as the great Tina Fey once said,
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin pie and I will die on that hill with a full belly.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin pie and I will die on that hill with a full belly.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is put on glasses then roll up his sleeves.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The sluttiest thing a man can do is put on glasses then roll up his sleeves.
I know I'm old cuz I get pissed when kids call pop punk music emo.
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I know I'm old cuz I get pissed when kids call pop punk music emo.
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
If God had wanted me to be the bigger person, he wouldn't have made me 5'3.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If God had wanted me to be the bigger person, he wouldn't have made me 5'3.
Ok, now I'm flipped out.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Ok, now I'm flipped out.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
Is there a reputable Angel Tree type program for people in assisted living?
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is there a reputable Angel Tree type program for people in assisted living?
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
He says hi and stuff ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He says hi and stuff ❤️
I think I need to be less myself in public because I think I made my Uber driver cry.
At the end of the trip I got out, then bent down and leaned into the open window and said,
"I know I'm just a stranger, but I'm proud of you."
I gotta start practicing silence before I mess somebody up good.
At the end of the trip I got out, then bent down and leaned into the open window and said,
"I know I'm just a stranger, but I'm proud of you."
I gotta start practicing silence before I mess somebody up good.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think I need to be less myself in public because I think I made my Uber driver cry.
At the end of the trip I got out, then bent down and leaned into the open window and said,
"I know I'm just a stranger, but I'm proud of you."
I gotta start practicing silence before I mess somebody up good.
At the end of the trip I got out, then bent down and leaned into the open window and said,
"I know I'm just a stranger, but I'm proud of you."
I gotta start practicing silence before I mess somebody up good.
At the height of my large accounts and power on Twitter, I did something very stupid, which was teach other people how accomplish that. I crested platforms for quite a few. Why gatekeep?
I'll tell you why. Some ppl turn into absolute monsters at the slightest whiff of power, & use it to grift, or
I'll tell you why. Some ppl turn into absolute monsters at the slightest whiff of power, & use it to grift, or
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
At the height of my large accounts and power on Twitter, I did something very stupid, which was teach other people how accomplish that. I crested platforms for quite a few. Why gatekeep?
I'll tell you why. Some ppl turn into absolute monsters at the slightest whiff of power, & use it to grift, or
I'll tell you why. Some ppl turn into absolute monsters at the slightest whiff of power, & use it to grift, or
I love how I talk out loud to the screen when I watch The Lord of the Rings films
"Girl he ain't never gonna like you like that go get yourself some Faramir!!!"
"Girl he ain't never gonna like you like that go get yourself some Faramir!!!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I love how I talk out loud to the screen when I watch The Lord of the Rings films
"Girl he ain't never gonna like you like that go get yourself some Faramir!!!"
"Girl he ain't never gonna like you like that go get yourself some Faramir!!!"
When I was 15 my friend told me her five year old little sister said "When I grow up, I want to be pretty like Cooper"
I was nerdy & bullied, had chopped my hair into a pixie cut and never thought I was pretty.
But 25 years later, I still remember that.
I was nerdy & bullied, had chopped my hair into a pixie cut and never thought I was pretty.
But 25 years later, I still remember that.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
When I was 15 my friend told me her five year old little sister said "When I grow up, I want to be pretty like Cooper"
I was nerdy & bullied, had chopped my hair into a pixie cut and never thought I was pretty.
But 25 years later, I still remember that.
I was nerdy & bullied, had chopped my hair into a pixie cut and never thought I was pretty.
But 25 years later, I still remember that.
Zohran Mamdani is so cute that even...
U know what it's gross I'm not gonna go there.
But Trump is on his jock and that's hilarious.
U know what it's gross I'm not gonna go there.
But Trump is on his jock and that's hilarious.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Zohran Mamdani is so cute that even...
U know what it's gross I'm not gonna go there.
But Trump is on his jock and that's hilarious.
U know what it's gross I'm not gonna go there.
But Trump is on his jock and that's hilarious.
Feel dumb posting this. I've felt so ugly in the last 18 mo. or so, as my health spirals downward & I can't take care of myself. I look gross.
Pics from the last few years remind me... I'm still in there somewhere. I don't always feel it, but it isn't all lost. Not forever.
Can I find her again?
Pics from the last few years remind me... I'm still in there somewhere. I don't always feel it, but it isn't all lost. Not forever.
Can I find her again?
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Feel dumb posting this. I've felt so ugly in the last 18 mo. or so, as my health spirals downward & I can't take care of myself. I look gross.
Pics from the last few years remind me... I'm still in there somewhere. I don't always feel it, but it isn't all lost. Not forever.
Can I find her again?
Pics from the last few years remind me... I'm still in there somewhere. I don't always feel it, but it isn't all lost. Not forever.
Can I find her again?