Cooperstreaming ♿️
@cooperstreaming.bsky.social
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
People wanna dance all over my last nerve and that is such a sincerely bad idea.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
People wanna dance all over my last nerve and that is such a sincerely bad idea.
ASMR makes me want to punch people in the face.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ASMR makes me want to punch people in the face.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
I'm talking a blackout blind blood rage in a way that freaks me out, because it is purely irrational and radically unbalanced to the amount of relative "annoyance" this sort of thing should cause.
I think I really do have that misophonia thing.
We are as far away in history from Nirvana releasing Smells Like Teen Spirit as Smells Like Teen Spirit was from the release date of Elvis Pressley's All Shook Up.
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
We are as far away in history from Nirvana releasing Smells Like Teen Spirit as Smells Like Teen Spirit was from the release date of Elvis Pressley's All Shook Up.
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
With every day that passes those two events will be closer together than we will be to the release of Nevermind.
Time is a flat circle
Thinking about the time my dad heard Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl, wrinkled his nose and said "This feels like a racial slur." 💀
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thinking about the time my dad heard Gwen Stefani's Rich Girl, wrinkled his nose and said "This feels like a racial slur." 💀
Watching 13 Going on 30 for the first time since hs, cackling that there's a Liz Phair song in about cheating & being anxious to fuck, but it's in a cute montage where Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo are supposed to take cute pics and fall in love.
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching 13 Going on 30 for the first time since hs, cackling that there's a Liz Phair song in about cheating & being anxious to fuck, but it's in a cute montage where Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo are supposed to take cute pics and fall in love.
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
What, couldn't get the rights to Hot White Cum?
Hayley William's album Ego Death on repeat. Best whole album I've listened to since Rise & Fall of a Midwest Princess.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hayley William's album Ego Death on repeat. Best whole album I've listened to since Rise & Fall of a Midwest Princess.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
20 years and that woman is still *consistently* good, & I will always love her.
Dragged myself across state lines on foam in the back of an SUV, held down with truck straps like cargo, shelling out a few grand for a hotel and out of pocket injections 2B approved for surgery.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dragged myself across state lines on foam in the back of an SUV, held down with truck straps like cargo, shelling out a few grand for a hotel and out of pocket injections 2B approved for surgery.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
All to discover the professional fee alone is $18,000, something they wouldn't disclose till today.
I've been away from home for a really long time.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I've been away from home for a really long time.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
My brother told me all the little shops and restaurants and boutiques have been pushed out and taken over by corporate chains. I can't afford the rent anymore.
I cried.
There is nowhere to go home to.
Home does not exist.
I wish I had been brave enough to publish my writing 10 years ago.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I wish I had been brave enough to publish my writing 10 years ago.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
It felt like it mattered a lot more when everyone didn't have AI at their fingertips to pretend to be good at something I worked very hard to be good at.
Meh.
I can do it without draining an ocean.
That means something to me.
She said "You were too cool for him"
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
She said "You were too cool for him"
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
Which was true but what am I supposed to do, Rihanna isn't single.
I deleted this app for about a week and when I brought it back it was in light mode.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I deleted this app for about a week and when I brought it back it was in light mode.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
I have never hissed so hard in my life.
Things are so rough around here I literally forgot today is Halloween, my favorite holiday.
I miss it.
I miss it.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Things are so rough around here I literally forgot today is Halloween, my favorite holiday.
I miss it.
I miss it.
Oh no, a comedian I admire liked this and I am now *thatmuch* closer to workshopping my tight five.
I blame you all.
I blame you all.
Listening to jazz is like sitting down in a room full of geniuses and they all tell you to go fuck yourself
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh no, a comedian I admire liked this and I am now *thatmuch* closer to workshopping my tight five.
I blame you all.
I blame you all.
Honestly as much as my real life autistic ex-boyfriend was an addict piece of shit who looked like Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I will always remember him because he opened the doorway to "Hey, the reason you're attracted to autistic people is because you're probably autistic" and I owe him for that 😄💀
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Honestly as much as my real life autistic ex-boyfriend was an addict piece of shit who looked like Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I will always remember him because he opened the doorway to "Hey, the reason you're attracted to autistic people is because you're probably autistic" and I owe him for that 😄💀
If one more fucking person tries to deliver me an "edgy version of Alice in Wonderland" I am going to stab someone to death.
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
If one more fucking person tries to deliver me an "edgy version of Alice in Wonderland" I am going to stab someone to death.
I prefer bi men at my big age because the thought of dating a man who's been straight for 40 years is just exhausting.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I prefer bi men at my big age because the thought of dating a man who's been straight for 40 years is just exhausting.
Opening a 3 dollar bottle of wine with a ballpeen hammer & a chisel, because I am in a horrific level of pain that cannot be properly managed, & my roommates lost my wine rabbit.
(If you're my doctor this is satire)
(If you're my doctor this is satire)
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Opening a 3 dollar bottle of wine with a ballpeen hammer & a chisel, because I am in a horrific level of pain that cannot be properly managed, & my roommates lost my wine rabbit.
(If you're my doctor this is satire)
(If you're my doctor this is satire)
Remembering the time I went to Walgreens to buy a pregnancy test and the cashier yelled at me for being "too young"
I was 24.
You bet I took her name from that receipt & got her ass fired.
I was 24.
You bet I took her name from that receipt & got her ass fired.
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Remembering the time I went to Walgreens to buy a pregnancy test and the cashier yelled at me for being "too young"
I was 24.
You bet I took her name from that receipt & got her ass fired.
I was 24.
You bet I took her name from that receipt & got her ass fired.
I heard a straight girl complaining about men crying the other day, and it was just the saddest and most confounding thing to me.
I can't imagine wanting a partner who didn't feel safe in my arms. Or getting mad at them for feeling safe there.
How fucking depressing.
I can't imagine wanting a partner who didn't feel safe in my arms. Or getting mad at them for feeling safe there.
How fucking depressing.
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I heard a straight girl complaining about men crying the other day, and it was just the saddest and most confounding thing to me.
I can't imagine wanting a partner who didn't feel safe in my arms. Or getting mad at them for feeling safe there.
How fucking depressing.
I can't imagine wanting a partner who didn't feel safe in my arms. Or getting mad at them for feeling safe there.
How fucking depressing.
Something really difficult happened to me today, and before I reacted I had to remember this little mantra I always say to myself, which is to face myself with honestly, and face other people with empathy.
90% of the time if I do both of those things, I don't feel the need to react to anything.
90% of the time if I do both of those things, I don't feel the need to react to anything.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Something really difficult happened to me today, and before I reacted I had to remember this little mantra I always say to myself, which is to face myself with honestly, and face other people with empathy.
90% of the time if I do both of those things, I don't feel the need to react to anything.
90% of the time if I do both of those things, I don't feel the need to react to anything.
Listening to jazz is like sitting down in a room full of geniuses and they all tell you to go fuck yourself
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Listening to jazz is like sitting down in a room full of geniuses and they all tell you to go fuck yourself
I'm experimenting with this new thing where I actually pick up the phone for the 20 calls a day I get and start recording them while I inform them that I'm recording them, I am on the do not call list, & I know how to pursue them for fines.
I don't know if it's going to work but it's worth a shot.
I don't know if it's going to work but it's worth a shot.
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm experimenting with this new thing where I actually pick up the phone for the 20 calls a day I get and start recording them while I inform them that I'm recording them, I am on the do not call list, & I know how to pursue them for fines.
I don't know if it's going to work but it's worth a shot.
I don't know if it's going to work but it's worth a shot.
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Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old White House destroying factory. So when Donald Trump destroyed 1/3rd of the White House, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old White House destroying factory. So when Donald Trump destroyed 1/3rd of the White House, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
Currently HBO has the 1997 film Funny Games listed under "comedies".
Someone is going to have a very unfortunate adventure.
Someone is going to have a very unfortunate adventure.
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Currently HBO has the 1997 film Funny Games listed under "comedies".
Someone is going to have a very unfortunate adventure.
Someone is going to have a very unfortunate adventure.
Saw a nurse today who felt the need to comment on my weight loss like it was an achievement.
Girl, I weigh less than 130, should loss be viewed as an accomplishment?
Also the reason I lost weight is because I'm so sick I have trouble accessing my food. But you didn't ask because skinny= good.
Girl, I weigh less than 130, should loss be viewed as an accomplishment?
Also the reason I lost weight is because I'm so sick I have trouble accessing my food. But you didn't ask because skinny= good.
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Saw a nurse today who felt the need to comment on my weight loss like it was an achievement.
Girl, I weigh less than 130, should loss be viewed as an accomplishment?
Also the reason I lost weight is because I'm so sick I have trouble accessing my food. But you didn't ask because skinny= good.
Girl, I weigh less than 130, should loss be viewed as an accomplishment?
Also the reason I lost weight is because I'm so sick I have trouble accessing my food. But you didn't ask because skinny= good.