@n0odles.bsky.social
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i am tired of earth. these people. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives
June 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i am tired of earth. these people. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives
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has kendall jenner tried giving ICE a pepsi yet
June 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
has kendall jenner tried giving ICE a pepsi yet
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I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it
June 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it
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If ICE approaches me without identification
June 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If ICE approaches me without identification
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pavlov: my hair is so dry
dog: have you tried conditioning it
dog: have you tried conditioning it
April 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
pavlov: my hair is so dry
dog: have you tried conditioning it
dog: have you tried conditioning it
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
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We are being outmaneuvered by the dumbest people on the planet.
March 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We are being outmaneuvered by the dumbest people on the planet.
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odysseus: wait
agamemnon: ???
odysseus: why does jeff goldberg know about the horse
agamemnon: ???
odysseus: why does jeff goldberg know about the horse
March 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
odysseus: wait
agamemnon: ???
odysseus: why does jeff goldberg know about the horse
agamemnon: ???
odysseus: why does jeff goldberg know about the horse
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[text message chime]
me: i hope that’s my crush
pharmacy: your antidepressants are ready for pickup
me: i hope that’s my crush
pharmacy: your antidepressants are ready for pickup
March 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
[text message chime]
me: i hope that’s my crush
pharmacy: your antidepressants are ready for pickup
me: i hope that’s my crush
pharmacy: your antidepressants are ready for pickup
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we need at least 20 more luigi’s
March 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we need at least 20 more luigi’s
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more like the Down Jones lol right
March 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
more like the Down Jones lol right
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Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on
March 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on
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they should invent a weekend that is restful
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
they should invent a weekend that is restful
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The Ides of March are coming, if anyone wants to get me something.....
March 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Ides of March are coming, if anyone wants to get me something.....
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They should make self-awareness for men
February 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They should make self-awareness for men
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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Food critics are wild. Bro, why are you bullying spaghetti?
February 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Food critics are wild. Bro, why are you bullying spaghetti?
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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In lieu of a good therapist, I’ll be buying a new graphic tee instead.
February 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In lieu of a good therapist, I’ll be buying a new graphic tee instead.