Mustard of Doom
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Weetbix with butter and vegemite
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
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“Demagogue shot by radical” is in fact a pretty common life outcome for demagogues. The problem here isn’t that the accurate narrative is complicated or hard to comprehend but that it’s socially inconvenient and gets scary people to yell at you.
From an Atlantic editor.
I cannot get over how the entire centrist hivemind is attempting to wish into existence a person, and a movement, that does not exist. You are journalists, you are supposed to describe things as they are, not how you want them to be!
I cannot get over how the entire centrist hivemind is attempting to wish into existence a person, and a movement, that does not exist. You are journalists, you are supposed to describe things as they are, not how you want them to be!
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Demagogue shot by radical” is in fact a pretty common life outcome for demagogues. The problem here isn’t that the accurate narrative is complicated or hard to comprehend but that it’s socially inconvenient and gets scary people to yell at you.
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
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It's so easy to find incredibly good examples of masculinity, like Pedro Pascal, and John Cena. If you feel that the only masculinity you see is toxic that's a reflection of who you associate with.
It is so fucking easy to talk about the struggles of men without repeating right-wing myths and shitting on your own electoral base — and yet!
September 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's so easy to find incredibly good examples of masculinity, like Pedro Pascal, and John Cena. If you feel that the only masculinity you see is toxic that's a reflection of who you associate with.
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Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.
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Justin Timberlake leaving NSYNC:
I think the next fans I buy will be black.
August 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Justin Timberlake leaving NSYNC:
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This is the political idea that radicalized me into urbanism 15 years ago
Every city in America should shut down its Main Street every weekend and play jazz and let you have a glass of wine
August 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is the political idea that radicalized me into urbanism 15 years ago
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Most political debates have at least *some* factual element. Do higher minimum wages reduce jobs, do vaccines cause autism, etc. Here you lay out the absolutely barbaric facts and the only thing you hear back is ‘yes but’.
July 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Most political debates have at least *some* factual element. Do higher minimum wages reduce jobs, do vaccines cause autism, etc. Here you lay out the absolutely barbaric facts and the only thing you hear back is ‘yes but’.
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Fantastic Four good.
Creepy CGI baby bad.
Creepy CGI baby bad.
July 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Fantastic Four good.
Creepy CGI baby bad.
Creepy CGI baby bad.
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"voters are why I lost" is the funniest possible thing for a politician to say.
WITH AUDIO ⬇️
At the Hampton Synagogue this morning, Andrew Cuomo blames Zohran Mamdani’s young, Jewish and pro-Palestinian voters for his primary loss.
forward.com/fast-forward...
At the Hampton Synagogue this morning, Andrew Cuomo blames Zohran Mamdani’s young, Jewish and pro-Palestinian voters for his primary loss.
forward.com/fast-forward...
Cuomo blames Mamdani’s young, Jewish and pro-Palestinian voters for his primary loss
Andrew Cuomo is sharpening his attacks on Zohran Mamdani, accusing the Democratic nominee for New York City mayor of ‘fueling antisemitism.’
forward.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"voters are why I lost" is the funniest possible thing for a politician to say.
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Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
July 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Funny how all that protect women’s sports energy went out the window as soon as WNBA players showed up with T-shirts bringing awareness to the lack of financial equity they have in their league.
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It seems so sad to trap yourself in a self-defeating loop where you convince yourself that you could never be what women want, so you had best not even so much as talk to a woman to try to figure out what they might want because it couldn't be you, so you had best not...
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
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No room for wokeness!
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Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment.
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July 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It seems so sad to trap yourself in a self-defeating loop where you convince yourself that you could never be what women want, so you had best not even so much as talk to a woman to try to figure out what they might want because it couldn't be you, so you had best not...
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Imagine wanting to marry a man who is willing to treat his family the way the son does in “The Bird Cage.”
“I just… wanted so much to help you. And you hate me. You both hate me.”
“The Bird Cage” is hilarious and DEVASTATING.
“The Bird Cage” is hilarious and DEVASTATING.
What’s fascinating is that even though it’s a laugh out loud comedy so much of the movie makes me incredibly sad.
July 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Imagine wanting to marry a man who is willing to treat his family the way the son does in “The Bird Cage.”
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Lois meets the Kents by the brilliant Brittany Williams #Superman2025
July 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lois meets the Kents by the brilliant Brittany Williams #Superman2025
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (’97) opens with an absolutely NASTY minute+ long helicopter shot along the coast that circles into a medium shot of a guy sitting on a cliff, set to a goth-grunge cover of “Summer Breeze.” WE USED TO MAKE THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!
July 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (’97) opens with an absolutely NASTY minute+ long helicopter shot along the coast that circles into a medium shot of a guy sitting on a cliff, set to a goth-grunge cover of “Summer Breeze.” WE USED TO MAKE THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!
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I love this dog obsessed with their farm's piglets: #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...
June 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I love this dog obsessed with their farm's piglets: #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...
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I see no lies told here.
June 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I see no lies told here.
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June 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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real contender for the defining quote of american christianity here
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
real contender for the defining quote of american christianity here
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Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
June 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes every conservative social media site becomes a tropical rainforest of school shooters and Ponzi schemes but did you know that there is a left-wing social media site where people are rude to the nation’s center-right political pundits
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whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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I disagreed with Pope Francis's pro-life position. But I see now he has abandoned that.
April 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I disagreed with Pope Francis's pro-life position. But I see now he has abandoned that.