Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of BATMAN/SILENT KNIGHT RETURNS all December long! And then the ZOOTOPIA comic in January! Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes.
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
I do not like dropping things on my *toe*
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I do not like dropping things on my *toe*
if Joey JoJoe Biden can step down from running for President to improve party chances, then Schumer can vacate the Minority Leader position, it doesn't even pay that much more 🦅
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
if Joey JoJoe Biden can step down from running for President to improve party chances, then Schumer can vacate the Minority Leader position, it doesn't even pay that much more 🦅
Let your followers associate you with a fictional character!
...because our data-grabbing "Which X Are You?" tests aren't accurate enough, it would be more convincing if you just told us which X you are, thx.
...because our data-grabbing "Which X Are You?" tests aren't accurate enough, it would be more convincing if you just told us which X you are, thx.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Let your followers associate you with a fictional character!
...because our data-grabbing "Which X Are You?" tests aren't accurate enough, it would be more convincing if you just told us which X you are, thx.
...because our data-grabbing "Which X Are You?" tests aren't accurate enough, it would be more convincing if you just told us which X you are, thx.
this is the Power of Writing
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this is the Power of Writing
A Family Circus where Dolly is crying by the radio as Billy explains to their mom that she gets sad when it plays The Wreck Of The Ella Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A Family Circus where Dolly is crying by the radio as Billy explains to their mom that she gets sad when it plays The Wreck Of The Ella Fitzgerald
There is a circulatory system walking through the galley of The Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
There is a circulatory system walking through the galley of The Edmund Fitzgerald
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Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hey guys - does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
Haha happy Edmund Fitzgerald Day, you maniacs!
again, we would have happily paid the 8 self-absorbed Senators to charter private planes during Thanksgiving to avoid losing healthcare for so many Americans. Always check with us before selling out to the enemy, sell out to us.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
again, we would have happily paid the 8 self-absorbed Senators to charter private planes during Thanksgiving to avoid losing healthcare for so many Americans. Always check with us before selling out to the enemy, sell out to us.
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How can Chuck Schumer look the Baileys in the eye in his head after this
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
How can Chuck Schumer look the Baileys in the eye in his head after this
A Little Free Library got me today- do I own an old Minibus? No. Can I pass up a shop manual? Also No
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A Little Free Library got me today- do I own an old Minibus? No. Can I pass up a shop manual? Also No
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I don’t know whether it’s true but I keep hearing that the secret to breaking into comics is to sit down and draw several six to eight page short pieces and hand them out to people at shows
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t know whether it’s true but I keep hearing that the secret to breaking into comics is to sit down and draw several six to eight page short pieces and hand them out to people at shows
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Do other States plug their website on their license plates or is only Florida that classy
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Do other States plug their website on their license plates or is only Florida that classy
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Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
that Process Server busted into that Sam Altman techbro talk like Cedric The Entertainer in Intolerable Cruelty
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
that Process Server busted into that Sam Altman techbro talk like Cedric The Entertainer in Intolerable Cruelty
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babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience
Apparently RFK Jr (crime name Bobby Measles)'s excuse for running out of the Oval Office yesterday when the Novo Nordisk man collapsed was "to get him a chair." Trump's chair was *right there* Bobby
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Apparently RFK Jr (crime name Bobby Measles)'s excuse for running out of the Oval Office yesterday when the Novo Nordisk man collapsed was "to get him a chair." Trump's chair was *right there* Bobby
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
and then Rob cursed everyone to confuse Drag-U-La with The Munster Koach in the video, but both are sick, sick vehicles, from when culture peaked
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
and then Rob cursed everyone to confuse Drag-U-La with The Munster Koach in the video, but both are sick, sick vehicles, from when culture peaked
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Today’s bit of process/ work-in-progress is the page 2-3 spread from Batman: The Last Halloween #9!
This, and the rest of the first 12 pages for the issue, are up for auction now!
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🐈⬛ 🦇 ☔️ 🧥
This, and the rest of the first 12 pages for the issue, are up for auction now!
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
🐈⬛ 🦇 ☔️ 🧥
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today’s bit of process/ work-in-progress is the page 2-3 spread from Batman: The Last Halloween #9!
This, and the rest of the first 12 pages for the issue, are up for auction now!
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
🐈⬛ 🦇 ☔️ 🧥
This, and the rest of the first 12 pages for the issue, are up for auction now!
www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
🐈⬛ 🦇 ☔️ 🧥
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These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
of the many weird things about this photo is the two guys who look like the same guy captured at different points in time back there raising the man's legs to get blood to his head
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
of the many weird things about this photo is the two guys who look like the same guy captured at different points in time back there raising the man's legs to get blood to his head
everyone get out of Trump's way he's trying to watch a man die
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
everyone get out of Trump's way he's trying to watch a man die