Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of BATMAN/SILENT KNIGHT RETURNS all December long! And then the ZOOTOPIA comic in January! Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes.
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
stupid big toe throbbing and increasing in size with wavy red lines emanating from it
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
stupid big toe throbbing and increasing in size with wavy red lines emanating from it
this is why we need a think tank that is funded just to figure out who the right person is to take down each evil one. Admittedly I wouldn't have guessed JCO but maybe Jamelle Bouie would have
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is why we need a think tank that is funded just to figure out who the right person is to take down each evil one. Admittedly I wouldn't have guessed JCO but maybe Jamelle Bouie would have
me: "this would look better lit by an overhead flourescent"
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
me: "this would look better lit by an overhead flourescent"
don't give my data away!
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
don't give my data away!
Li'l Dot grew up to be an Avante Garde artist, beloved but also incredibly easy to counterfeit
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Li'l Dot grew up to be an Avante Garde artist, beloved but also incredibly easy to counterfeit
why do you love automatic so much
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
why do you love automatic so much
she Joyce Carol Owned him
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
she Joyce Carol Owned him
immediately dragged that one to the desktop and named it CasperandGod
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
immediately dragged that one to the desktop and named it CasperandGod
The Family Circus parents amble about like NPCs, pausing to register that their children have yet again misheard something, and then continue on. Maybe hoping that little PJ will finally be the one who can accurately perceive the world around him
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Family Circus parents amble about like NPCs, pausing to register that their children have yet again misheard something, and then continue on. Maybe hoping that little PJ will finally be the one who can accurately perceive the world around him
Everyone can picture this cartoon in the circle perfectly, down to the constant non-reaction their mom will have. I wonder if that was Bil Keane's answer to the (never not- funny) listening character falling out of panel
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Everyone can picture this cartoon in the circle perfectly, down to the constant non-reaction their mom will have. I wonder if that was Bil Keane's answer to the (never not- funny) listening character falling out of panel
we've still got an hour and a half to find out where the love of god goes, here
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
we've still got an hour and a half to find out where the love of god goes, here
yeah, now that I see him pushing quack stuff all over the place I feel like I hallucinated all the radio shows!
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
yeah, now that I see him pushing quack stuff all over the place I feel like I hallucinated all the radio shows!
Adam cut off his childhood buddy who got him into the podcast business too, he became the guy who won't see anyone else's contribution and then became the Fox News comedian. It's such a bummer, I enjoyed so many hours of Loveline back in the day and he and Drew are the lowlife circuit now
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Adam cut off his childhood buddy who got him into the podcast business too, he became the guy who won't see anyone else's contribution and then became the Fox News comedian. It's such a bummer, I enjoyed so many hours of Loveline back in the day and he and Drew are the lowlife circuit now