Penny
@abstractslug.bsky.social
She/Her. Queer. Luddite (complimentary)
. Dumb bitch.
. Dumb bitch.
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Penny
@abstractslug.bsky.social
· Nov 23
Snapping another girls bra is the female equivalent of boys whipping each other with towels
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One of the perks of having small kids is you're socially allowed to be feral again, running around soft play, doing silly voices, climbing stuff, and everyone just thinks you're a "great parent". Dreading the day they grow up and I have to go back to pretending I'm normal.
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 AM
One of the perks of having small kids is you're socially allowed to be feral again, running around soft play, doing silly voices, climbing stuff, and everyone just thinks you're a "great parent". Dreading the day they grow up and I have to go back to pretending I'm normal.
Albenese still hasn't found his spine I see
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Albenese still hasn't found his spine I see
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Something I don't think folks have fully clocked is the degree to which just about everyone under the age of 45 in any natsecs adjacent space to the left of groypers is flatly saying "this is illegal as shit, that's all there is to it"
Yep there’s no legal justification here. Either we have laws or we don’t.
They didn’t even bother to ask for an AUMF, impeachment
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Something I don't think folks have fully clocked is the degree to which just about everyone under the age of 45 in any natsecs adjacent space to the left of groypers is flatly saying "this is illegal as shit, that's all there is to it"
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So many creep-ass Twitter accounts post paintings and photos from like, the 50s and 60s, with captions like “bring back cotillions, bring back balls, bring back house parties“
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So many creep-ass Twitter accounts post paintings and photos from like, the 50s and 60s, with captions like “bring back cotillions, bring back balls, bring back house parties“
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
My guy
Those still happen
It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you
You ever wonder why that is
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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I genuinely don’t get why anyone would think American Chinese food would be the same as British Chinese food or Chinese food in any other country.
"Other popular American Chinese dishes like General Tso’s chicken and crab Rangoon aren’t found on typical British Chinese menus at all"
www.cnn.com/travel/briti...
www.cnn.com/travel/briti...
British Chinese food is all over TikTok. Americans have questions | CNN
British Chinese takeout bears so few similarities to its US counterpart that Americans have been sharing their surprise, and sometimes outright horror, on social media.
www.cnn.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I genuinely don’t get why anyone would think American Chinese food would be the same as British Chinese food or Chinese food in any other country.
I miss the era when Destiny 2 was actually good
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I miss the era when Destiny 2 was actually good
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Really!? On this first day of the year?
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Really!? On this first day of the year?
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Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day
September 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day
One of big differences between being a child and an adult is coming to the realisation that the world is run by people, who are at best, fucking morons.
Unfortunately this period of innocence is being shortened by the critical mass of dumb fuckery that exists in the world today.
Unfortunately this period of innocence is being shortened by the critical mass of dumb fuckery that exists in the world today.
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
One of big differences between being a child and an adult is coming to the realisation that the world is run by people, who are at best, fucking morons.
Unfortunately this period of innocence is being shortened by the critical mass of dumb fuckery that exists in the world today.
Unfortunately this period of innocence is being shortened by the critical mass of dumb fuckery that exists in the world today.
I'm tired from the constant flood of articles "Why aren't Millennials/Zoomers spending money on..."
We don't have money that's why!
We don't have money that's why!
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm tired from the constant flood of articles "Why aren't Millennials/Zoomers spending money on..."
We don't have money that's why!
We don't have money that's why!
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I kinda miss multiplayer games that were aggressive with banning bad actors for a few hours or days. Time outs do work on adults and I think people need more of them
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I kinda miss multiplayer games that were aggressive with banning bad actors for a few hours or days. Time outs do work on adults and I think people need more of them
Imagine my complete lack of surprise when I found a recent study that discovered that psychiatrists in Australia are the worst healthcare professionals with it comes to providing trans people with appropriate healthcare!
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Imagine my complete lack of surprise when I found a recent study that discovered that psychiatrists in Australia are the worst healthcare professionals with it comes to providing trans people with appropriate healthcare!
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Trans woman: I don't have to disclose to randos at the club
Cis men in the comments: *Talking about how they want to murder women*
Cis men in the comments: *Talking about how they want to murder women*
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Trans woman: I don't have to disclose to randos at the club
Cis men in the comments: *Talking about how they want to murder women*
Cis men in the comments: *Talking about how they want to murder women*
Australian government: We have this crisis shortage of workers in like 10 industries!
Me: So are are you going to make it financially viable to do training so I can work in one of these jobs?
Australian government:
...No
Me: So are are you going to make it financially viable to do training so I can work in one of these jobs?
Australian government:
...No
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Australian government: We have this crisis shortage of workers in like 10 industries!
Me: So are are you going to make it financially viable to do training so I can work in one of these jobs?
Australian government:
...No
Me: So are are you going to make it financially viable to do training so I can work in one of these jobs?
Australian government:
...No
Me: This is a bad idea and I don't like it.
Them: but several years have past
Me: ok but this is the same bad idea 2 years later? It's still bad.
Them: but several years have past
Me: ok but this is the same bad idea 2 years later? It's still bad.
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Me: This is a bad idea and I don't like it.
Them: but several years have past
Me: ok but this is the same bad idea 2 years later? It's still bad.
Them: but several years have past
Me: ok but this is the same bad idea 2 years later? It's still bad.
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I feel this way about "van life" and "tiny houses."
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I feel this way about "van life" and "tiny houses."
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
Capitalism trying to transform the broken promises made to Millennials and younger into hip, fun lifestyles, instead of acknowledging *their* parents were homeowners at 25 and something terrible has changed that trajectory.
They didn't. It's called dwarf fortress.
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They didn't. It's called dwarf fortress.
Fun fact: The reason why gender affirming surgeries weren't added to Medicare is because they claimed that these surgeries should be provided through specially funded clinics and then they didn't fund the clinics
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fun fact: The reason why gender affirming surgeries weren't added to Medicare is because they claimed that these surgeries should be provided through specially funded clinics and then they didn't fund the clinics
I love living in a country with "Universal healthcare" where I can't access the healthcare I need to function in everyday life.
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I love living in a country with "Universal healthcare" where I can't access the healthcare I need to function in everyday life.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The RANZCP doing anything other than condemning puberty blocker bans
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The RANZCP doing anything other than condemning puberty blocker bans
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I work at a school and the kids literally use AI as a derogatory remark.
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I work at a school and the kids literally use AI as a derogatory remark.