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Penny
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She/Her. Queer. Luddite (complimentary)
. Dumb bitch.
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Meet the friendly staff!
A combine civil protection Officer from the game half-life 2 holding a electrical stun baton
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Halloween costume package with "DNS surprise outage. Everybody thinks it’s a cybersecurity issue regardless of what you say (although it might be BGP)" written on it as the costume description
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Also mindworms, I love those little guys
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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I have an exclusive scoop on the interior design
Relativity by M C Esther
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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So like this but lewd?
Photo of a sea slug commonly known as "sea sheep"
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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If I were going off-road I'd be taking this sexy beast.
Tan coloured Toyota LandCruiser 70 wagon in a rural field
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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So they think these things exist?
September 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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When chickens go to space
Nuclear launch key interlock labelled "COOP Launch" and 2 key positions "off" and "launch"
September 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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"The chaser" Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve whatever this cunt did today"
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.

Counterpoint: Clem and his collection of rare bricks
September 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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This small chilli seedling will soon gain the power to destroy ten thousand taste buds
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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In my head this is how these people live
White living room with white sterile decor
September 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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@nuclearanthro.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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I see recipes calling for one clove of garlic. One clove of garlic is not enough for any recipe unless it's a recipe for "How to cook one clove of garlic" - even in this case use two.
September 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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@nuclearanthro.bsky.social I just had to share this delightful pun with you
Oh you're a Nirvana fan? Name three steps on noble Siddhartha's fourfold path to enlightenment
September 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Mortal combat victory screen with "Scorpion wins fatality"
August 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Being back the ominous hum of high voltage
Photograph of a industrial thyristor valve suspended from the ceiling
August 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Being a dumb bitch is my superpower
Crazy looking emoji sticking tongue and wearing cool sunglasses
August 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Game not giving enough fps? Try writing it in assembly no team no libraries no engine just 500 000 lines of code surely you will not regret writing your game in assembly
August 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Live a life that makes others think:
In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!
August 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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It's very hard to argue with that logic
Panel 1: She-Ra standing next to Bow "Tall Lady" Panel 2: She-Ra doing a heroic pose "wears shorts under skirt" Panel 3: Catra "best frenemy is sarcastic catgirl" Panel 4: She-Ra climbing a cliff face "climbs rocks" Bottom text: She-Ra is trans
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM