Melinda
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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CREEDENCE CLEAR-ROAD SURVIVAL
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
CREEDENCE CLEAR-ROAD SURVIVAL
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PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
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one last time
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
one last time
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Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory
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this is very funny, but to be earnest for a moment: the same guys setting $10M on fire here are the ones who can’t stand the idea of buses being free, of rent being affordable, of anything at all being easier for all the people for whom $10M would be an unimaginably transformative amount of money
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
this is very funny, but to be earnest for a moment: the same guys setting $10M on fire here are the ones who can’t stand the idea of buses being free, of rent being affordable, of anything at all being easier for all the people for whom $10M would be an unimaginably transformative amount of money
does anyone have eyes on Alan Dershowitz right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
does anyone have eyes on Alan Dershowitz right now
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So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation
Experienced true horror today when a co-worker started sharing an anecdote about an episode of Bill Maher that he watched
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Experienced true horror today when a co-worker started sharing an anecdote about an episode of Bill Maher that he watched
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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getting this wrapped up in politicians really is freak shit. not healthy at all. they're eminently replaceable people you should be willing to dump the moment they're no longer useful. elected office isn't something owed to them
October 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
getting this wrapped up in politicians really is freak shit. not healthy at all. they're eminently replaceable people you should be willing to dump the moment they're no longer useful. elected office isn't something owed to them
One time growing up, my babysitter's boyfriend showed us a tattoo of his that was a coverup for what had been a nazi symbol. My takeaway from this: if a 22 year old burnout can get something done, pretty much anyone can.
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
One time growing up, my babysitter's boyfriend showed us a tattoo of his that was a coverup for what had been a nazi symbol. My takeaway from this: if a 22 year old burnout can get something done, pretty much anyone can.
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Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
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*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT
September 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT
Is there a name for people who are just generally against AI in all its forms? Because I think we should have something we can call ourselves
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Is there a name for people who are just generally against AI in all its forms? Because I think we should have something we can call ourselves
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(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great
me: so who do we call
911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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We are receiving a few questions from concerned parents along the lines of, "How will my baby defend themselves from the night creatures?" We have no data showing night creatures are dangerous for babies however we have ample data that pillows, blankets, toys, and padded crib bumpers remain deadly.
September 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We are receiving a few questions from concerned parents along the lines of, "How will my baby defend themselves from the night creatures?" We have no data showing night creatures are dangerous for babies however we have ample data that pillows, blankets, toys, and padded crib bumpers remain deadly.
Has anyone told this guy about that character from Catch-22 who would stare off into space because being bored made time pass more slowly? I think it could mean big things for this bozo
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
www.newscientist.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Has anyone told this guy about that character from Catch-22 who would stare off into space because being bored made time pass more slowly? I think it could mean big things for this bozo
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It's past time to accomplish our national dream and exile David Brooks to the moon
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It's past time to accomplish our national dream and exile David Brooks to the moon
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Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
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I just want to see fascists and fascist sympathizers rooted out of their jobs and hounded from public life and either prosecuted for their crimes or publicly shamed until they have to change their names and move to small towns in distant states, I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
August 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I just want to see fascists and fascist sympathizers rooted out of their jobs and hounded from public life and either prosecuted for their crimes or publicly shamed until they have to change their names and move to small towns in distant states, I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
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new bit is saying “so you finally decided to apologize” when anyone walks up to me
August 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
new bit is saying “so you finally decided to apologize” when anyone walks up to me
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If the Jamiroquai guy started sliding around my room like that it wouldn't have gone down like that. He'd be sliding around maybe still, unconscious like a sack of potatoes from my one inch punch to his hat head. Just sliding around that room like an empty roller coaster car
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If the Jamiroquai guy started sliding around my room like that it wouldn't have gone down like that. He'd be sliding around maybe still, unconscious like a sack of potatoes from my one inch punch to his hat head. Just sliding around that room like an empty roller coaster car